Very well measured use of intimidation, Michael! Got Jillings down to two syllable words (would have been harder to understand that info from him with one syllable words).
Verily, the artful play of words here doth much delight and greatly please me! Methinks, perchance, did Lynn employ a lexicon or thesaurus to conjure such clever and inventive phrases? I, e’en I myself, did make use of ChatGPT.
French Persons' Celebration of Peeved Harry Dinkle Premium Member about 2 months ago
“Women’s Biff”? (well what’re you lookin at butthead??)
GirlGeek Premium Member about 2 months ago
Do not going to lie, while it’s time that Mike moves out (I will stand by this), I also blame Mike for giving his key to a stranger. Dormie or not
LookingGlass Premium Member about 2 months ago
Forsooth!! He changed his tone …… quickly!!!!
;-)
wallylm about 2 months ago
Very well measured use of intimidation, Michael! Got Jillings down to two syllable words (would have been harder to understand that info from him with one syllable words).
catchup about 2 months ago
I so love this little sequence – it’s just so much fun the way the chap goes into Olde English style.
snsurone76 about 2 months ago
What is “Women’s BFF”??
Deschutes about 2 months ago
Biffy slang for “restroom”
Tantor about 2 months ago
OMG that’s one angry canadian…
Macushlalondra about 2 months ago
Purloined portal? LOL!
Last Rose Of Summer Premium Member about 2 months ago
Good call for thy nose be in Mortal Peril.
sbenton7684 about 2 months ago
My great grandfather called it that. It’s the bathroom.
Foob about 2 months ago
Somebody should warn the guy in the foreground of the second panel that Venom is crawling up his back. I hope Spiderman is nearby.
win.45mag about 2 months ago
I “hate” people who can’t take a joke. He needs anger management
Olddog1 about 2 months ago
Daytime, joke. Sleeping, not joke.
Hamady Sack Premium Member about 2 months ago
Mike goes Medieval on this wannabe larp.
JudithStocker Premium Member about 2 months ago
I think this guy is an English major by the jargon he’s spouting in shakespearean speak.
Sephten about 2 months ago
I had a similar experience as an RAF cadet in the 60s. It was a bed, not a door (we were in dorms); it wasn’t even my bed!
SquidGamerGal about 2 months ago
YEESH! Calm down, man! It’s just a harmless joke! Geez, what happened to your sense of humor?
Barnabus Blackoak about 2 months ago
how long has that guy been in school? He looks like he’s in his 40’s
djtenltd about 2 months ago
Get him, Mike!
Chris about 2 months ago
your weird set of words is what gave you away ya weirdo.
ctolson about 2 months ago
Michael’s response – “Then get your smart @ss up there, get it, and put it back on!”
jennrb2010 about 2 months ago
I don’t recall seeing this guy Jillings before.
Daltongang Premium Member about 2 months ago
There are times when forceful negotiations are called for to achieve the necessary results.
baskate_2000 about 2 months ago
Amazing what a little persuasion can do!
rshive about 2 months ago
For whatever reason, Mike has strong suspicions.
kamoolah about 2 months ago
This prankster is lucky that he can loaf around and be a go-nowhere. I will be unemployed on January 21st.
[Unnamed Reader - 14b4ce] about 2 months ago
Forsooth, Mister Mustache hath a lance through his posterior
mindjob about 2 months ago
Like good Canadians, they will settle this dispute by gifting each other bottles of maple syrup
John Jorgensen about 2 months ago
Loutish diction indeed. I can’t remember the last time Mike needed to be bleeped.
lnrokr55 about 2 months ago
Best way to deal with a smart aleck ! ;-)
Jeffin Premium Member about 2 months ago
It all hinges on Jillings.
Larrycleve about 2 months ago
I like the way all the Pattersons have the same facial expression when they are angry. I don’t know if April has developed that yet.
Spiffy about 2 months ago
Mike can tell that Jillings was practicing that bit all night.
Camiyami Premium Member about 2 months ago
Verily, the artful play of words here doth much delight and greatly please me! Methinks, perchance, did Lynn employ a lexicon or thesaurus to conjure such clever and inventive phrases? I, e’en I myself, did make use of ChatGPT.
cracker65 about 2 months ago
Mike has one nerve left, and that fool is standing on it
sincavage05 about 2 months ago
I’d take him apart, hinge by hinge.
hagarthehorrible about 2 months ago
The literary nerd huh.