We do astronomical alignment services. Let me know your location and, for a mere 10 dollars fee, your house will be astronomically aligned. Forever! You’ll see the same astronomical objects go over your house year after year with uncanny precision! :D We also do Nigerian inheritance releases. In case someone with your same last name, working for an oil company, dies tragically on the road without heirs ;P
Inside the Machu Picchu, there is a giant stone at the top of a sacred mountain called the Intihuatana. This stone is astronomically aligned and sits perfectly at the four cardinal points. It casts various shadows during the day, but at noon in the fall and spring equinox, it does not cast any shadow.
The Machu Picchu item is a little misleading. Now I may not have the latest information but the stone there which supposedly has an astronomical alignment, the intihuatani or “hitching post of the sun,” has never been demonstrated to have an alignment to anything, even given precession. That said, lore has it that it was their marker for the solstice. But then that lore comes from long after the site was abandoned; Hiram Bingham discovered ruins, not a living city.
I’m not even sure what it means to say that Machu Picchu itself is astronomically aligned.
Jimmy Carter and Brezhnev were having a deep philosophical discussion comparing the freedoms of the west to the iron clad fist rule of Russian Communism.
Jimmy Carter said, “You know, in our country we have protesters outside the White House daily carrying signs and chanting ‘Down with Jimmy Carter’ – ‘Down with this administration’ and as a country, they are free to do that and voice their arguments to the government without retribution or censorship"
Brezhnev countered, “It is the same here in Russia. Our people are free to come to Red Square and carry ‘Down with Jimmy Carter’ signs too.
The Duke 18 days ago
I wonder what type of container the cremated remains are sent into space and if they are just now floating around in space or are they loose ashes?
Gent 18 days ago
Space burial? Instead of pollution for this why not space burial all the garbage instead of littering it all over planet.
James Wolfenstein 18 days ago
We do astronomical alignment services. Let me know your location and, for a mere 10 dollars fee, your house will be astronomically aligned. Forever! You’ll see the same astronomical objects go over your house year after year with uncanny precision! :D We also do Nigerian inheritance releases. In case someone with your same last name, working for an oil company, dies tragically on the road without heirs ;P
h.v.greenman 18 days ago
What is meant by “astronomically aligned”? Typically the phrase applies ONLY to manmade objects.
Grover Premium Member 17 days ago
Sorry, I don’t believe this.
J. R. M. 17 days ago
Took my car in the other day to get the wheels aligned; the cost was astronomical.
Huckleberry Hiroshima 17 days ago
Those bats are intense.
Old Tarf Premium Member 17 days ago
Cool bats.
Pickled Pete 17 days ago
To be Relieved
On this day in history, Nov 4, 2008
Barack Obama becomes the first African-American to be elected President of the United States, defeating Republican candidate John McCainDawnQuinn1 17 days ago
The only people who do not know about Machu Picchu being astrologically aligned must be living in a cave somewhere.
Pickled Pete 17 days ago
SORRY FOLKS! — another one deleted…
Becoming quite automatic now !!!
GojusJoe 17 days ago
Inside the Machu Picchu, there is a giant stone at the top of a sacred mountain called the Intihuatana. This stone is astronomically aligned and sits perfectly at the four cardinal points. It casts various shadows during the day, but at noon in the fall and spring equinox, it does not cast any shadow.
poppacapsmokeblower 17 days ago
What does that mean? The whole freaking Earth is astronomically aligned.
ekke 17 days ago
The Machu Picchu item is a little misleading. Now I may not have the latest information but the stone there which supposedly has an astronomical alignment, the intihuatani or “hitching post of the sun,” has never been demonstrated to have an alignment to anything, even given precession. That said, lore has it that it was their marker for the solstice. But then that lore comes from long after the site was abandoned; Hiram Bingham discovered ruins, not a living city.
I’m not even sure what it means to say that Machu Picchu itself is astronomically aligned.
mindjob 17 days ago
Machu Picchu is more known for it’s perfectly fitted stone walls.
justanudderpeeon 17 days ago
My take on the subject of internment of my mortal remains is to bury me face down and use me as a bicycle rack!
Pickled Pete 17 days ago
Jimmy Carter said, “You know, in our country we have protesters outside the White House daily carrying signs and chanting ‘Down with Jimmy Carter’ – ‘Down with this administration’ and as a country, they are free to do that and voice their arguments to the government without retribution or censorship"
Brezhnev countered, “It is the same here in Russia. Our people are free to come to Red Square and carry ‘Down with Jimmy Carter’ signs too.