Camera coincidence? I don’t think so, but I’m not sure how the prisoner could have tampered with the cameras. I’m sure he would have been accompanied to the washroom door.
Good morning™, Shamed Drunks, Scatter Brained Lavatoriers And Apathetic Disgruntled Guards !
We got all the makings of dirty work about to commence. If I was a guard and saw a camera going off I would tend to want to get over there and see if it blew out on its own or had ‘help’.
If ya keeps your audiences not knowing what on earth going on for weeks then it a great way to loses yours audiences. Daily comics ain’t movies ya know where audiences is trapped inside a theatre till the end or at least till interval.
Day 13: The jury is still empaneled. Building suspense is a technique with value. The last couple weeks have been trying to create an air of suspense as we wait with bated breath for something to happen…
Better bated breath that baited breath. Although cheese might be better bait that chum. I have been told catfish like cheese. I’ve never asked a catfish. But I heard it many years ago when I believed everything I was told. Pre-internet days.
While building suspense can be a great narrative technique leaving your audience screaming, “Just do something already!” and “WTF!” you may have hit the dreaded wall of diminishing returns.
1- DONALD: I’d a let you rot if Daddy didn’t insist that we have a bellringer in the new, high end, exclusive, luxury condo complex! QUASIMODO: Thank you Mr. Donald. Quasi’s hump no like jail bed…
2- DENNIS: Ooooh! Me hear boss’s voice. Must bend over and show fear if want to keep job! No look in eye! OFFICER PORNSTACHE: You’ll be doin’ a lot of bending over where I’m taking you, bub.
3- GOCOMIC REVIEW GUY 1: I can’t read any more of this story! IT’S TERRIBLE! GOCOMIC REVIEW GUY 2: GO COMICS DOESN’T PAY US ENOUGH TO PUT UP WITH THIS TORTURE!!! You got another ketchup packet? I got a few fries left but no ketchup.
GC.R.G.1: Sure. Here. Let’s just see if Firestrike used any forbidden words and call it a day…
And is the cop put out with the guy’s physical needs? Seems like it would be part of the job of managing someone who was incarcerated. Just so long as he didn’t have to hold it for him.
firestrike1 20 days ago
NOW what the hell is going on?
avenger09 20 days ago
What the heck is going on here!
Eric, stop torturing us!
Big question of the day;
“Is that a pastrami sandwich?”
Neil Wick 20 days ago
Good morning™, everyone!
Camera coincidence? I don’t think so, but I’m not sure how the prisoner could have tampered with the cameras. I’m sure he would have been accompanied to the washroom door.
SHAKEDOWNCITY 20 days ago
More "anti"coincidences.
firestrike1 20 days ago
I think this is the first time in the history of Dick that the word ‘toilet’ has ever been uttered…
charliefarmrhere 20 days ago
HEY! When you gotta go, you gotta go!
charliefarmrhere 20 days ago
Bad sign. The guard cameras are having problems!
BreathlessMahoney77 20 days ago
This must be the same jail Jeffrey Epstein was in.
Gweedo -it's legal here- Murray 20 days ago
Good morning™, Shamed Drunks, Scatter Brained Lavatoriers And Apathetic Disgruntled Guards !
We got all the makings of dirty work about to commence. If I was a guard and saw a camera going off I would tend to want to get over there and see if it blew out on its own or had ‘help’.
Gent 20 days ago
More buildups. All we gets is more buildups.
GoComicsGo! 20 days ago
Oooh.. How suspenseful. I wonder what’s going to happen tomorrow? /s
Uncle Kenny 20 days ago
It’s been a few hours, and Handlebar is still in the process of escorting Hippy mit Accent to the cell? Inconceivable!
Uncle Kenny 20 days ago
Also, the drunk apologizing is wearing a green shirt. Could he be the guy who was in the clock?
Gent 20 days ago
If ya keeps your audiences not knowing what on earth going on for weeks then it a great way to loses yours audiences. Daily comics ain’t movies ya know where audiences is trapped inside a theatre till the end or at least till interval.
Brian Premium Member 20 days ago
Cameras glitching? The Moon Guv’s brother is back!
LawrenceS 20 days ago
Day 13: The jury is still empaneled. Building suspense is a technique with value. The last couple weeks have been trying to create an air of suspense as we wait with bated breath for something to happen…
Better bated breath that baited breath. Although cheese might be better bait that chum. I have been told catfish like cheese. I’ve never asked a catfish. But I heard it many years ago when I believed everything I was told. Pre-internet days.
While building suspense can be a great narrative technique leaving your audience screaming, “Just do something already!” and “WTF!” you may have hit the dreaded wall of diminishing returns.
iggyman 20 days ago
An escape imminute?
Tradewinds309 20 days ago
“I have need for toilet, yes? I thirsty.”
BigDaveGlass 20 days ago
Mission : Impossible theme coming up.
That Wichita Guy!! 20 days ago
Mister Blank?
That Wichita Guy!! 20 days ago
“Heeeey, this isn’t so bad! I’m getting the Teletubby INferno Cage Match on MINE!” And LOOK! Po has a CHAIR! OOOOOOOOCH!!
Kenneth Books Premium Member 20 days ago
This is a lot like an acid trip. Stuff happens, but nothing makes sense.
Another Take 20 days ago
1- DONALD: I’d a let you rot if Daddy didn’t insist that we have a bellringer in the new, high end, exclusive, luxury condo complex! QUASIMODO: Thank you Mr. Donald. Quasi’s hump no like jail bed…
2- DENNIS: Ooooh! Me hear boss’s voice. Must bend over and show fear if want to keep job! No look in eye! OFFICER PORNSTACHE: You’ll be doin’ a lot of bending over where I’m taking you, bub.
3- GOCOMIC REVIEW GUY 1: I can’t read any more of this story! IT’S TERRIBLE! GOCOMIC REVIEW GUY 2: GO COMICS DOESN’T PAY US ENOUGH TO PUT UP WITH THIS TORTURE!!! You got another ketchup packet? I got a few fries left but no ketchup.
GC.R.G.1: Sure. Here. Let’s just see if Firestrike used any forbidden words and call it a day…
Another Take 20 days ago
Anybody else suddenly getting ads promising nude photos? That’s an odd thing to see on a comic site… (What did you see when you clicked it?)
jim_pem 20 days ago
“I have need for toilet, yes?”
I don’t know. Do you?
And is the cop put out with the guy’s physical needs? Seems like it would be part of the job of managing someone who was incarcerated. Just so long as he didn’t have to hold it for him.
oakie817 20 days ago
Cue the ominous music
[Unnamed Reader - bf182b] 20 days ago
Action starts tomorrow.
[Unnamed Reader - 14b4ce] 18 days ago
Low-bid cameras?? Diet Smith provides all the police tech!