Frank and Ernest by Thaves for November 07, 2024

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    uniquename  15 days ago

    Just knock down jokes.

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    Qiset  15 days ago

    Watch out for falling cows.

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    The Reader Premium Member 15 days ago

    It’s no joke! You go knock knock and they drop the door on you.

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    Doug K  15 days ago

    Do they have a doorbell?

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    papajim545  15 days ago

    Don’t see one

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    gammaguy  15 days ago

    “Do they have a doorbell?”

    They have a young lady operating the door. She’s their door belle.

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    Captain Bars  15 days ago

    “Knock, knock!”

    “Who’s there?”

    “Interrupting Cow.”

    “Interrupting C….”

    “Moo! Moo!”

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    CountOlaf2 Premium Member 15 days ago

    Knock Knock

    Who’s there?

    Joe Biden

    Joe Biden Who?

    Knock Knock

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    StephenHoyt  15 days ago

    Before they had caller ID Bart Simpson used to make crank calls to Moes bar they were like Knock Knock jokes.

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    InTraining Premium Member 15 days ago

    Hey guys…. go the carry out window and order a case of of sliders..!

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    TMMILLER Premium Member 15 days ago

    All I can think of is Teri Garr and Young Frankenstein.

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    sandpiper  15 days ago

    Takes too long to get to the answer.

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    Saddenedby Premium Member 15 days ago

    castle castle in the air, hope you don’t have plumbing there. castle castle on the ground hope your knock-knock joke is sound.

    knock knock who’s there? ding dong. ding dong who? Ding Dong the witch is dead, we all called her “wicked” for short. Her and her flying monkeys were soooooooo scary.

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  15 days ago

    Hope this goes well. Knock on wood!

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    thejanith Premium Member 15 days ago

    Ok, I’m batting a thousand today. I don’t get this one either. Can someone please explain where the joke is in this one?

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    gliderrider  15 days ago

    why did the people of Skull Island build a gate big enuff for King Kong to enter?

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    gcarlson  15 days ago

    [At the door to Cawdor Castle, which hath a pleasant seat, in Macbeth, Act 2, Scene 3:] (Knocking without) Here’s a knocking indeed! If a man were porter of hell gate, he should have old turning the key. (Knock) Knock, knock, knock! Who’s there, i’th’ name of Beelzebub? Here’s a farmer that hanged himself on th’ expectation of plenty. Come in time! Have napkins enough about you; here you’ll sweat for ’t. (Knock) Knock, knock! Who’s there, in th’other devil’s name? Faith, here’s an equivocator that could swear in both the scales against either scale, who committed treason enough for God’s sake yet could not equivocate to heaven. O, come in, equivocator. (Knock) Knock, knock, knock! Who’s there? Faith, here’s an English tailor come hither for stealing out of a French hose. Come in, tailor. Here you may roast your goose. (Knock) Knock, knock! Never at quiet.—What are you?—But this place is too cold for hell. I’ll devil-porter it no further. I had thought to have let in some of all professions that go the primrose way to th’ everlasting bonfire. (Knock) Anon, anon!

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    comixbomix  15 days ago

    Wellll…there’s a remoat possibility.

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    Strawberry King  15 days ago

    “Mama said knock you out”

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