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That’s what you get for caroling alone, Jon. You need to go in a group. That way you can push the little kids and old ladies in the path of the incoming missiles. I call that “the Geoge Constanza method”.
It depends on the Carol. A member of my family couldn’t remember the words to “We Three Kings”. His version, sung at the top of his voice, went….
“We three, kings of Lester square,
Selling knickers at tuppence a pair,
They’re fantastic, no elastic,
Come and buy a pair"
A: This was in the kirk and the headmaster was 2 rows in front.
Jingle bells, Batman smells, Robin laid an egg, the Batmobile lost a wheel and the Joker got away! Smashing through the roof, on a one horse open tree, over fields we go, laughing all the way hahahahahaha!
Garfield_is_the_Best 2 months ago
lucasasanto15 2 months ago
Maybe you should get Mal, Evie, Jay, & Carlos to sing Jolly to the Core with you Jon
Goat from PBS 2 months ago
Garfield would love getting cookies thrown at him.
codycab 2 months ago
C’mon Garfield! “Maybe”???
Clarence 2 months ago
Jon’s caroling was stale
embodimentofinsanity (HASNT BEEN ON GC SINCE 2022) 2 months ago
jon has tried caroling many times before and has never succeeded, time to call it quits doc boy
Bigfieldnutsfan(big Nate + Garfield + peanuts) 2 months ago
Jon is rottened
AllishaDawn 2 months ago
Maybe you should have just used the accordion, Jon.
minky momo 2 months ago
Well I’d do that too if jon came to my door singing horribly(I just know his caroling was horrible)
win.45mag 2 months ago
Be glad they didn’t pull out the BIG guns……FRUITCAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE !!!!!!!!
Gent 2 months ago
Well at least thems no throw rotten tomatoes at cha see.
californiamonty 2 months ago
That’s what you get for caroling alone, Jon. You need to go in a group. That way you can push the little kids and old ladies in the path of the incoming missiles. I call that “the Geoge Constanza method”.
BigDaveGlass 2 months ago
It depends on the Carol. A member of my family couldn’t remember the words to “We Three Kings”. His version, sung at the top of his voice, went….
“We three, kings of Lester square,
Selling knickers at tuppence a pair,
They’re fantastic, no elastic,
Come and buy a pair"
A: This was in the kirk and the headmaster was 2 rows in front.
B: I won’t print the rest for decency’s sake.
C: He was about 8 years old at the time,
D: We never went Carol singing again.
2AndFour 2 months ago
At least they didn’t waste the fresh cookies.
edmund_graham 2 months ago
Sounds like Jon’s carol singing is getting worse. And his singing wasn’t great to begin with
ʲᔆ 2 months ago
were they all out of bricks?
CountOlaf2.0 Premium Member 2 months ago
If they had thrown stale fruit cake he would have gotten a concussion at the very least.
ComicKing456 Premium Member 2 months ago
I’ve would have thrown fruit cake. Their hard even when there not stale.
sarahbowl1 Premium Member 2 months ago
Even caroling isn’t safe these days!
elvira.alejandro 2 months ago
Specially if you play carols with accordion.
Wacky Dawg Premium Member 2 months ago
He’s learned that other years
CaveCat87 2 months ago
Jon, if you value your life, you should take singing lessons. Even though he sang pretty well in the specials and in “Garfield and Friends”.
mail2jbl 2 months ago
If he was singing “Santa Baby” or “Santa Buddy”, I would have thrown cookies at him, too.
Kaputnik 2 months ago
You’re lucky they didn’t deck you with a bough of holly.
Dean 2 months ago
They were all out of figgy pudding.
DJohnny 2 months ago
Head over to Blondie, and join the carolers there. hTtps://www.arcamax.cOm/thefunnies/blondie/s-3513211
TexTech 2 months ago
What’s that weird hand crawling down his shoulder? (I know, I know. It is the end of his scarf but it looks really weird).
ladykat Premium Member 2 months ago
Jon, are you like me and need a bucket to carry a tune in?
geese28 2 months ago
Ugh original chips ahoy?
w16521 2 months ago
Well at least Jon didn’t get shot.
Joe Bo Premium Member 2 months ago
Christmas Music <3 Deck the Halls with Advertising.. Fa la la la :p
nicholasguyatt 2 months ago
Jingle bells, Batman smells, Robin laid an egg, the Batmobile lost a wheel and the Joker got away! Smashing through the roof, on a one horse open tree, over fields we go, laughing all the way hahahahahaha!
Smeagol 2 months ago
Jon was caroling accompanied by Guitar Bob and Timmy Fretwork.
M.K.Staffeld 2 months ago
Jon….it could’ve been fruitcakes they were throwing at you…
anncorr339 2 months ago
Jon I agree with Gsrfield
David Huie Green LikeNobody'sEverSeen 2 months ago
Whenever Grandma Green burned any tea cakes (a type of cookie), she saved them for whenever I visited…. sometimes twice a year.
BlitzMcD 2 months ago
Jon must have taken his accordion with him. Myron Floren he ain’t.