Pickles by Brian Crane for November 25, 2024

I love my Bamboo sheets, softest ever. I have tried faux satin sheets and there are too slippery

Satin is pretty. And slicker than I want in a set of sheets (cooler too).

I love how Earl sloowly slides off.

Nights in white satin.

Opal didn’t slide?

Someone grafitti’ed their window ! Looks like the Brian Crane gang !

They look nice but I tried them once and NEVER again……LOL!

Who already ‘sat in’ them? (Old minstrel show joke)

Satin is slippery and cold and good for warm climates. Give me a nice soft and warm flannel set of sheets. They are the best in cold climates for my money.

He just broke a hip

Just broke a hip

She’s tryin’ to……. “SPICE THINGS UP”..????

If he was going to slide, it would be toward her.

I’ll bet a lot of us saw that joke coming.

Give me my crunchy cotton sheets any day.

“ ♫ Slip sliding away…♫”

Love my satin pillowcases. They keep my schoolgirl complexion perfect … for an 80-year-old man.

Fortunately Opal has a set of flannel sheets.

SATAN???

Oopsie!

Long range planning for spouseicide.

Earl……are you ok? EARL?

I can stand the noise it makes …

Must tape hook-sided Velcro on bottom sheet to snag his body hair.

Attaboy Earl…slippery as ever……….

Ah,earl….ever the romantic….

That used to happen a few times to me ‘n the wife after we’d bought out first waterbed!!!

been there, done that, changed to flannels

Do the pets slide off also?

Slicker than snot on a doorknob!

They don’t have a waterbed, do they?

I do need new bed sheets… ideas here.

Maybe a couple of coasters under the bed legs on Earl’s side will let him slide IN to the bed!