Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for December 02, 2024

As of the third, this comic strip will have been six years old. The original debut was Monday, December 3rd, 2018.

I demand a rematch!

Where’d you get the hat, Dakota?!

Must be a very deep blart!

The Dreaded Umlaut!

Marigold’s magical abilities can obviously tell exactly what Queen Prunella was thinking when she made her one-word text.

It’s all in the unstressed vowel.

Blart on!

Blart said something else entirely, while cooking with gas….

I wonder what Marigold would make of Mötley Crüe.

On one hand, I’m disappointed that it’s yet more reruns. On the other hand, it’s a Dakota rerun, so that makes it much more palatable.

That does it. I’m titling my next Great American Novel ‘BLART!’

Why so many reruns? Is Dana winding down the strip? Is she ok?

It’s just like “I AM GROOT.” One word can be incredibly versatile.

Blärt!

I am, like, Groot!

Sounds like a diuresis to me.

Kretch

really “Blart”

The umlaut makes all the difference, doesn’t it?

With manners like that, Dakota, you can be glad Marigold didn’t wish you into a muddy pond far, far away.