Moderately Confused by Jeff Stahler for November 23, 2024

Organic

He should know because he’s eaten dirt.

Heard that one in kindergarten. You have to know it’s ancient.

Someone has been watching Men in Black, I guess!

that’s grounds for dismissal

One bad pun deserves another.

Iti s always the man’s job to make the coffee. It’s says so in the Bible: Hebrews.

Maybe use a filter next time.

Quip-service diner.

To me it all tastes like dirt

To each his own. Coffee black to ‘coffee toffee’ sold in boutique snack houses, it’s whatever a person likes for whatever reason for whatever ridiculous price. Discussion is time wasted. Money, too.

RIMSHOT

Drinking dirt…er coffee right now.

What she meant to say was fresh off the ground.

Boy,that’s an one!

“Well, here’s mud in your eye.”

“This coffee tastes like mud!”

“Well, it was ground this morning.”

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Since my folks always used instant coffee, Mom had to explain the joke to me.

ba dum tss

Stupid, made me laugh !

It’s a retro brand, Tasters Choice.

at first glance, looked like he was giving his coffee the finger… lol!

No wonder there’s no smell, did you pick out the worms?

That joke was old when I was young — which makes it pretty darn old!

O K

Fresh ground………..

An OLD joke. Here’s another variant:

“Waiter (Oops, sorry. Proper PC appellation: “Waitperson”), this coffee tastes like mud!"

“Sir (Oops, sorry. Proper PC gender neutral appellation: “Person”), it was ground just this morning."

I’m 60 years old and have never been able to develop a taste for coffee.