And why would anyone puts candles over book shelf inside book store anyways? (Especially when there be cat in there). To increases chances of fire hazard? Not tells me this is what actually gonna cause them book burnings.
“What, you don’t know Agatha Crispy? She writes food-themed mysteries like ‘Murder on the Panda Express,’ ‘The KFC Murders,’ and ‘And Then There Was Naan’!”
Yeah you know, the new Agatha Crispy novel titled “The Case of The Mispronounced Name”. In it Hercule Parrot and Miss Marble team up along with the help of Inspector Yap to solve the case.
So, I guess the indistinguishable blonde Emily “Reynolds” is a recurring character now? It sure would be nice if Batty gave them name badges so we could tell them apart.
Me:Mr. Batiuk, who is this blonde woman? Which one is she?
Batty:It really doesn’t matter. She’s a blonde. Her identity is irrelevant to the story. She’s just there to be a blonde.
My guess? Since this story takes place in the Village Booksmith, I assume the blonde character is one of the Mathews twins, specifically Emily. After experiencing yet another TimeMop time flux, Emily earned a Bachelor’s in Library Science from Kent State University. Her friendship with Lillian motivated her to pursue this degree. Emily is now part owner of the Village Booksmith. She is happily married and has taken her spouse’s last name, “Reynolds”. They have two children, a son Cuthbert and a daughter Prudence. They also have a cockerpoo named “Cocker Doodle Doo”.
Meanwhile, her twin sister Amelia, who still plays electric guitar, dyed her hair black, and is now heavily tattooed. She is playing lead guitar and is touring with her death metal band ‘Skullslinger’ somewhere in Germany. Also spurred on by her friendship with the witch Lillian, Amelia now goes by the name Lillith ‘Axelina’ Von Hellstrom, the solo slayer.
Once again, Batiuk is on the bleeding edge of the comic strip format. A lesser artist would follow the conventional “setup, then punchline” format and save the throw-away panel for Sunday, but not our Tom. He’s an innovator!
There is something disturbing about the way Lil flashes those Hi & Lois Bedroom Eyes™ as she says she knows what Ed wants. Let’s all be grateful there’s no third panel today…
Interesting. This past weekend PBS ran a documentary on Dame Agatha. Narrated by Bond, Samantha Bond. And about 4 – 6 weeks ago one narrated/curated by Lucy Worsley.
Bill Thompson 2 months ago
Crispy, eh? That’s right, Ed, retraumatize her by hinting at the Quiet Riot arson incident! This is your best “return to your own strip” ever!
Gent 2 months ago
Biggest mystery here is why cat is not knock down them candles off the shelf yet.
Gent 2 months ago
And why would anyone puts candles over book shelf inside book store anyways? (Especially when there be cat in there). To increases chances of fire hazard? Not tells me this is what actually gonna cause them book burnings.
Dirty Dragon 2 months ago
Yeah, it’s just the folks from the Winkerverse who need Ed translated.
rekam Premium Member 2 months ago
Mr. Malaprop is here.
Kitty Queen 2 months ago
I love Ed’s malapropisms!
J.J. O'Malley 2 months ago
Well, on the plus side, Ed’s back with his “muddled aphorisms,” and the FW infestation is non-existent.
J.J. O'Malley 2 months ago
“What, you don’t know Agatha Crispy? She writes food-themed mysteries like ‘Murder on the Panda Express,’ ‘The KFC Murders,’ and ‘And Then There Was Naan’!”
sbenton7684 2 months ago
Is he still driving bus and leaving kids stranded…???
Rhetorical_Question 2 months ago
the mistaken use of a word in place of a similar-sounding one?
French Persons' Treasury of Self-Applauding Batty Premium Member 2 months ago
Back to “burnin’ down the bookstore”, eh?
Argythree 2 months ago
Cranky is back! Let’s hope it’s for good…
gammaguy 2 months ago
Agatha Crispy: Wrote a murder mystery involving Lena’s brownies.
gammaguy 2 months ago
Pam?
I thought Pam was Cranky’s daughter. Are there now two of them, or is this the Batiuk time machine in operation again?
The Reader Premium Member 2 months ago
She’s the cooking detective. Right?
MICHAEL GREEN Premium Member 2 months ago
must be a cookbook
tremaine53 2 months ago
He wants the Harlan Sanders biography.
Fetzee 2 months ago
You would think Lil would have better sense not to have lit candles by paper
Daltongang Premium Member 2 months ago
Yeah you know, the new Agatha Crispy novel titled “The Case of The Mispronounced Name”. In it Hercule Parrot and Miss Marble team up along with the help of Inspector Yap to solve the case.
Sorry Ed, a Norm Crosby you’re not.
ladykat Premium Member 2 months ago
Lil knows Ed and his malapropisms well
be ware of eve hill 2 months ago
So, I guess the indistinguishable blonde Emily “Reynolds” is a recurring character now? It sure would be nice if Batty gave them name badges so we could tell them apart.
Me: Mr. Batiuk, who is this blonde woman? Which one is she?
Batty: It really doesn’t matter. She’s a blonde. Her identity is irrelevant to the story. She’s just there to be a blonde.
My guess? Since this story takes place in the Village Booksmith, I assume the blonde character is one of the Mathews twins, specifically Emily. After experiencing yet another TimeMop time flux, Emily earned a Bachelor’s in Library Science from Kent State University. Her friendship with Lillian motivated her to pursue this degree. Emily is now part owner of the Village Booksmith. She is happily married and has taken her spouse’s last name, “Reynolds”. They have two children, a son Cuthbert and a daughter Prudence. They also have a cockerpoo named “Cocker Doodle Doo”.
Meanwhile, her twin sister Amelia, who still plays electric guitar, dyed her hair black, and is now heavily tattooed. She is playing lead guitar and is touring with her death metal band ‘Skullslinger’ somewhere in Germany. Also spurred on by her friendship with the witch Lillian, Amelia now goes by the name Lillith ‘Axelina’ Von Hellstrom, the solo slayer.
(shrug emoji)
rockyridge1977 2 months ago
Different generations…….different response.
lemonbaskt 2 months ago
ed was sick last week and rex morgan told him to take a walk then one of the blondes made him homemade chicken soup now hes fit as a FADDLE
oakie9531 2 months ago
who’s the new guy?
puddleglum1066 2 months ago
Once again, Batiuk is on the bleeding edge of the comic strip format. A lesser artist would follow the conventional “setup, then punchline” format and save the throw-away panel for Sunday, but not our Tom. He’s an innovator!
MuddyUSA Premium Member 2 months ago
Every body gets Crankshaft…….when he is around!!
[Unnamed Reader - 14b4ce] 2 months ago
Get him THE MOVING FINGER——he’ll go crazy trying o figure out what the title means
62kathleenhicks 2 months ago
At long last Cranky is back! I will celebrate!
puddleglum1066 2 months ago
There is something disturbing about the way Lil flashes those Hi & Lois Bedroom Eyes™ as she says she knows what Ed wants. Let’s all be grateful there’s no third panel today…
CrzyDyeman 2 months ago
Is that Freddie’s wife?
barrettcc 2 months ago
Who is the old guy in the red coat?
Strawberry King 2 months ago
No, Cranky, it’s not…ehh, it’s close enough.
KenDHoward1 2 months ago
Of course she knows what Ed wants … Who wouldn’t? … ;)
Teto85 Premium Member 2 months ago
Interesting. This past weekend PBS ran a documentary on Dame Agatha. Narrated by Bond, Samantha Bond. And about 4 – 6 weeks ago one narrated/curated by Lucy Worsley.