Crankshaft by Tom Batiuk and Dan Davis for December 18, 2024

The 3 Stooges did this joke better ninety years ago.

Wait a minute…Ed may have contracted some sort of debilitating condition that could eventually leave him sucking on an oxygen tank, unable to speak, and living in isolation at Bedside Manor Retirement Home?I’m there for it!!!

Glitter lawsuits, huh? Now we know why the Valentine strip club shuttered.

am i in the right place? cranky has appeared in 3 of the last 4 strips [and counting]

Love the GIANT 28’’ Sony Trinitron TV from the late 90s. And the announcer, who looks like they plopped a wig on a blobfish.

Who is Billings?

Glitter terrible and better be banned.

I’m afraid that Ed got into the wrong brownies.

…..always trying to make a “buck”!!!!!!!…..they never win……rich on the fees!!!!!

Attention; the surgeon general has convinced the attorney general that living is hazardous to your health.

dont let the kids near gary glitter

tom hanks collects old typewriters interesting hobby tom