Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for November 20, 2024

Said no one, ever.

I love me some pickled eets.

Aunt Caroline’s Eyeball would be a good name for Teresa’s children’s book.

Aunt Caroline’s eyeball reminds me of a Mark Twain story. Most detached eyeballs do, actually.

The Grub Hub family gathering & awaiting Door Dash beets …!

( how ya doin’ “T” ? drop us a little lame letter update )

Captured the essence of Thanksgiving dinner precisely!

OMG this is funny. Thanks, Teresa!

My wife likes them.

Ooh, almost missed Aunt Caroline’s eyeball.

You had me at Aunt Caroline’s eyeball.

Is Aunt Caroline’s eyeball pickled or unpickled? Maybe she’s working on it and she’s only half way there. The Moonshine is nice this time of year.

Sure, it’s all fun and pickled beets until someone loses Caroline’s eyeball.

Never could love cranberries, though. Even boiled with sugar. They’re not comixbrush. That’s for sure.

I think that’s an eyeball gumball

Beets me…

…eet beets, man…

…i happen to like pickled beets…

…and fruit cake…

…but only the kind made by monks…

…soaked in rum…

….aaargh!…

…equals one pickled captain…

…and sweet Caroline…

…wop wop whalh…

…eye eye, captain…

…titts be eet beets day say…

…sailing after da great white whale…

I love me some pickled beets. Pickled anything, really. Umeboshi are the bomb.

Has the FDA even cleared them for human consumption?

I love beets! But they can scare the bejesus out of you in the bathroom!

I’ve never eaten a pickled beet,

I never hope to eat one,

I might try one when next we meet,

But doubt that I’d complete one.

Nice view from down there.

Pass the sweet potatoes while you’re at it!

And slaw!! Much more SLAW!!

… so good, so good, so good …!

Her other eye is firmly on the green been casserole.

Dan Piraro couldn’t have done it any better.

Aunt Caroline’s sharp but wandering eye is staying away from that dreamlike melting tabletop and its occupants.

…a guy with a wooden eye…

…asked a girl with a wooden leg if she’d marry him…

…“Would I? Would I?” she happily exclaimed…

…to which he replied…

…Well…

…peg leg peg leg peg leg…

Are they home made pickled or bought? Makes a difference!The Froglandia Bathmat factory carries a variety of pickled veggies, doesn’t that BEET all?

That there’s a real Norman Rockwell-style thanxgiving dinner!