Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for December 10, 2024

God has two thumbs?

When Eve discovered shoes, there was no turning back.

I didn’t realize the garden of Eden was in New York City.

“I and Done” comic is on the same theme

They could check to see what the others are wearing, the ones created before them.

Actually, the ‘N-ache Ed’ word used in Genesis typically translated to define being uncovered did not match the word used to define being completely unclothed pronounced in English as ‘new ditty’ . ‘N-ache-Ed’ meant insufficient coverage such as a thong on Adam or a bikini on Eve, but ‘new ditty’ meant no coverage at all. Thus, there is excessive ‘N-ache-Ed’ err in this age though ‘new ditty’ is still disallowed in most public zones.

It’s possible Adam and Eve did not quite meet the requirement for ‘N-ache-ED’ which is why they were questioned after receiving misinformation .

(Some words were disallowed, hence the contrived spelling .)

Finally Eve can get a haircut.

She’s right. Exit through the gift shop.

And the first thing Eve will say upon stepping foot out into the world will be, “But I haven’t a thing to wear!”.

I missed that part in Genesis.

FIGures!

Genesis 3:21

21 And the LORD God made for Adam and for his wife garments of skins and clothed them.

How? Where?

Yeah, plus the place was pretty boring.

Far as anyone knows for a fact, nudity didn’t seem to bother her until after the ‘big’ moment. Suddenly nakedidity [Radar] was considered embarrassing, even though at the time there were no other humans anywhere. Must also have been the onset of shame, which has been with us since.

To this day it is vacuous and aimed at women.

True enough. Although by that time, they already had clothes.

My “like” for Eve!

No, Eve, really, don’t bother. Clothes are such a hassle…

That is what distinguishes Him from a dog

I pictured them getting swift kicks in the rear

Adam and Eve in the Garden of Eden were all so happy and jolly

But they wouldn’t have been if all the leaves had been holly—Benny Hill

Let the constant sales pitch begin ! ;-)

Those red leaves in clusters of three are pretty.

Is she more Fredrick’s over Victoria’s Secret? Adam looks like a Fruit of the Loom guy – the tightly whitie type lol

And it’s been going downhill ever since!

And the next day,God invented the leisure suit

At least the Garden of Eden myth is good for humor, just as long as nobody takes it seriously.

It’s the finger of the Lord! (only some will get that)

well, it does get cold enough in israel to walk on (frozen) water.

I hate to wear clothes, but I have no choice when it is cold.

Nowadays the height of fashion can be stated as “That’s quite a nice little nothing you’re almost wearing.” (apologies to 007)

Great! Now we have to invent clothing.

They were the original Naked and Afraid contestants