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Put the elves to work making Taylor Swift dolls that play her songs. Their jobs are saved, retail Christmas is saved, and Taylor Swift gets royalties every time the dolls play a song. Everybody* wins (*except for the parents who have to pay for everything, of course).
When Harry Chapin was asked why his songs were so long and thus couldn’t be played on regular radio stations, he said that he didn’t want 13 year old girls deciding if he was a good musician or not. Seems about right!
C 3 months ago
How swiftly it all went south
ronaldspence 3 months ago
maybe try an amazon delivery job
comixbomix 3 months ago
Just as well – they all look ready to spit in those toys.
HappyDog/ᵀʳʸ ᴮᵒᶻᵒ ⁴ ᵗʰᵉ ᶠᵘⁿ ᵒᶠ ᶦᵗ Premium Member 3 months ago
Even Santa can’t afford that.
jmworacle 3 months ago
Isn’t she like ancient now?
Rabbit Brown 2105-30 P coat 3 months ago
Now the elves can go listen to their Partridge Family records.
zwillyc_70707 3 months ago
This comic on the week the Taylor Swift bandwagon rolls into my town…
phritzg Premium Member 3 months ago
Put the elves to work making Taylor Swift dolls that play her songs. Their jobs are saved, retail Christmas is saved, and Taylor Swift gets royalties every time the dolls play a song. Everybody* wins (*except for the parents who have to pay for everything, of course).
blunebottle 3 months ago
She’s in Vancouver this weekend. And unfortunately, I have a memorial to attend there and I’m really hoping I can avoid the traffic.
Dobie Premium Member 3 months ago
Dang! Santa laid them off! Now they’re gonna start drinking and doing Simpson’s episodes!
dbrucepm 3 months ago
time for Santa to put them on the shelf
wongo 3 months ago
Taylor who?
DaBump Premium Member 3 months ago
And they stopped making toys for little boys some time ago. Don’t ask.
Will_Scarlet 3 months ago
Her lyrics are great, but her music is a little too repetitive for my taste.
bsisler21 3 months ago
A sad state of affairs, for sure.
flemmingo 3 months ago
Now we have to deal with Taylor Swift in the comics. It’s not enough having to watch her on Chiefs games?
jbduncan 3 months ago
When Harry Chapin was asked why his songs were so long and thus couldn’t be played on regular radio stations, he said that he didn’t want 13 year old girls deciding if he was a good musician or not. Seems about right!
Frank Burns Eats Worms 3 months ago
Elves have left the building.
wildlandwaters 3 months ago
could always get a job sitting on someone’s shelf for the season!
eb110americana 3 months ago
Sounds like a snow job to me.
PoodleGroomer 3 months ago
I need the hackers to generate concerts and passes in Taylor’s ticket server.
Impkins Premium Member 3 months ago
Wave bye-bye to the nice elves, Bleeb! They’ll be back when this fad is all over. Swiftly, I hope! :)
cuzinron47 3 months ago
Bleeb looks absolutely frigid.
Jml58 3 months ago
They could make toys for big girls.
Buoy 3 months ago
She’s got a ticket to ride, and she don’t care…
fuzzbucket Premium Member 3 months ago
Those are the big girls. Little girls still want toys… like Taylor Swift dolls. Barbie can take a break.
olds_cool63 3 months ago
Taylor who???
norphos 3 months ago
They can travel to Rivendell and train to be warriors. Kick some Orck butt.
sincavage05 3 months ago
Ill bet that is one on a lot of wish lists round the world.
geese28 3 months ago
More time to make another PlayStation series