Herman by Jim Unger for December 14, 2024

Could had over his meatloaf dinner his wife made, if he’da thought he said runny

It’s tough talking through a mask.

No funny bunny…

A two-layered cartoon joke would have drawn a ‘Playboy’ Bunny”.

He’s in charge of the “lettuce.”

He made me ask twice. Is the mask muffling my voice?

I’m reminded of the hapless Woody Allen in “Take The Money And Run” …

Bank Teller 1: Does this look like “gub” or “gun”?

Bank Teller 2: Gun. See? But what does “abt” mean?

Virgil Starkwell: It’s “act”. A-C-T. Act natural. Please put fifty thousand dollars into this bag and act natural.

Bank Teller 1: Oh, I see. This is a holdup?

For crying out loud, pull down your mask so I can understand you! Thanks. Ralph, is that you? What have you been up to?

Get a male and a female and he’ll quadruple his take in a week. Then he can sell them for the money a pet shop wouldn’t have enough of to risk prison time.

Welsh rarebits coming up.

What’s up Doc?

That’s funny, I thought he said honey.

Put. The bunny. Back. In the box.

That’s what he gets for holding up a pet store.

Good time for a killer rabbit with sharp pointy teeth.

Sometimes a written note is a better idea.

It sure isn’t Elmer Fudd under that mask, he pronounces wabbet differently. ;-}

Poor bunny!

Wait here. I’ll go in the back and get the money for you…

That’s what he gets for trying to rob a magician.

The cashier is a part time magician……..

“Sure, stick it in a bag with the money .”

It is a conundrum, being a bank robber without clear pronunciation

BUNNY!

And he had one handy?

What were you gonna do with a bunny anyway?

“Leave the gun. Take the cannoli.”

Robberies gone bad…..

When I first got my hearing aid I downloaded the app and came across the mask mode – it adjusts when listening to someone wearing a mask although I have not needed it at all. I do love how it filters conversations/noise outside my periphery.

Not the Bunny!

Might want to take off the mask if you want to be understood.

Nicolas Cage would say…"Don’t touch the bunny!

This is hilarious!

Ugliest rabbit ever, just another Jim Unger masterpiece. LOL.