The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for December 29, 2024

Does anyone remember Chris Webber calling time out in the closing seconds of the NCAA basketball finals against North Carolina? It was a brilliant move, except Michigan had no more time outs to call.

…and he had $50 riding on it too, didn’t he?

Not a football fan, so I’ll take Brutus word for it

Sounds like the coach is more responsible because of lousy clock management and not saving timeouts to kick the field goal.

Do you think Gladys understands football better now?

I’d have the QB fitted for a new helmet. He seems to have had his bell rung at least once too often.

Could be the QB was BD from Doonesbury.

That actually happened during a High School game over ten years ago.

That’s what happens when you spike the Gatorade.

sounds like something the Browns would do!

I remember Jim Kelly doing something like that.

Cricket: As explained to a foreigner/wife/American…

You have two sides, one out in the field and one in.

Each man that’s in the side that’s in goes out, and when he’s out he comes in and the next man goes in until he’s out.

When they are all out, the side that’s out comes in and the side that’s been in goes out and tries to get those coming in, out.

Sometimes you get men still in and not out.

When a man goes out to go in, the men who are out try to get him out, and when he is out he goes in and the next man in goes out and goes in.

There are two men called umpires who stay all out all the time and they decide when the men who are in are out.

When both sides have been in and all the men have out, and both sides have been out twice after all the men have been in, including those who are not out (the not-outs), …that is the end of the game!

HOWZAT…

or drop the football just before crossing the line.

I’ve actually seen a QB do that….

Must be Russell Wilson

Any cowgirls fans here? Coach JJ should retire.

I’ve seen games where the QB spikes the ball, causing the game to end and his team to lose.

He won’t be the starting quarter back any more……

Don’t think I’ll ever understand football… hope the commercials at the super bowl are funny this year.

One play that will go down in the annals of blooper history forever…….

I never like football so being fourth down means nothing to me! LOL

It must be a college football game. The NFL is starting to show games only on streaming platforms. And wonder why the viewers are leaving…

Is the Quarterback somehow related to Brutus ?

Even his team is a born loser.

I’m the only person in Georgia that doesn’t like football.

It’s cool that Gladys at least understands Football that much!

Very funny but. OUCH!!!! Too close for comfort. If the Browns haven’t done that yet I’m sure it will be in the game plan soon.

Brutus is either a Jet (the Butt Fumble) or Giant Fan (Joe Pisarcik Handoff Fumble)

Brutus, are you watching the Chicago Bears??? It SOUNDS like something they would do. LOL and JK.

Sounds like the Jets

No idea what’s going on here, but I’m sure it’s an excellent joke.

Hello Mark Sanchez and the infamous buttfumble.

Absolute gibberish. Football should be BANNED