Baby Blues by Rick Kirkman and Jerry Scott for December 24, 2024

Some people are hoarding toilet paper, but not spaghetti.

Just “pasta” the time, Mom!

Zoey needs some quality time in the corner.

Uncooked spaghetti is flavorless, but I liked uncooked ramen noodles. In my residence hall, there were Asian students who bought ramen noodle packages for the flavor pouch but then threw away the noodles. But I liked the noodles by themselves.

at what point is gullibility considered just plain stupidity?

Well, he doesn’t eat that much, and will stay in the box during dinner…

Or is the spagetti so sparse?

Wanda’s more upset about the pasta than the fact that Zoe is keeping Hamie in a box.

A funny gag… Tell your friend or family member that your back hurts and must be out of alignment. Have them grab you around your waist from behind and lift you off the ground. Meanwhile take a handful of uncooked pasta, like elbows, and put in your mouth. Once they lift you up, crunch down and enjoy the shocked looks on their face! :)

Wanda: All I want for Christmas is for you two to behave like normal human beings!! Why is that too much to ask for? WHY?!

Rick and Jerry are seriously running out of ideas here.

And once again, Zoe will not receive any punishment!

My wife used up all the spaghetti noodles once when I was planning to make Spaghetti and Meat Balls. Ended up using linguini noodles instead.

Is that all you’re worried about, Mom?

Zoe needs to rename be behavior box and call it Luigu’s Lockup if she’s only going to feed him spaghetti.

And bathroom needs?

Best off without it anyway. Try cauliflower rice, I like it better! And I was in an Italian family 23 years! Loved it then. Now low carb…

Sometimes, when my mother was ready to cook spaghetti, she would let me have a couple of uncooked strands to munch on.

That “Crunch, crunch, crunch!” is what got me laughing.

By the time he gets out, he’ll be a pastafarian.

Please just ground her already.

Now Zoe’s going on the list. Finally!

Zoe may need the Behavior Box now.

Wanda, you were going to feed the family raw spaghetti tonight?