Reality Check by Dave Whamond for December 27, 2024

I’m surprised he can fly at all.

Praps it’s mostly gas?

Unrealistic male body standards, especially those of superheroes in TV shows and films, are leading men worldwide to try to make their bodies muscular. However, I think men in Brazil are more obsessed with these male body standards than men in the USA. Most Brazilian men I have seen in Brazilian media are very muscular.

his kryptonite is mashed potatoes and gravy…

Looks like the man that leaps tall buildings in a single bound, couldn’t push himself away from the table and…

SQUIRREL!

Its Superfatman!

Think of the incredible odds, that an alien from Krypton, a product of parallel evolution, could assimilate terrestrial proteins and carbohydrates in the first place.

By all rights, baby Kal-El would have starved to death once his Kryptonian Similac ran out…

He ordered too many Super-sized portions.

What’s that looking at him in the upper right corner?

Haven’t we all?

Oh the huge Supermanity!

He should have expected something this when he agreed to be in the parade.

Heh, heh!

On that note: The Goodyear Blimp (the concept, not the actual airship) turns 100 yrs old this year.

His tryout for a Macy’s balloon

I saw that tRump trading card on TV. I didn’t buy it.

And to think he grew up in Smallville.

After all the remarks over heard, Superman decided to go on the carb-free diet… the fat has got to go!

Well, everyone in the sketchy ‘frame’ looks better than the most recent ‘Depends’ commercials where blubbery women heading for a tavern or dance club decided to prance around in their diapers before cameras.

I wonder why there is not yet a male version for "Depends’ ads, showing blubbery men wearing only adult diapers in front of the "Depends’ camera crew before they go out to their next golf outing.

P.S. Ward Cleaver beats ‘Superman’ for a role model.

Time for yet another reboot!

When you eat a lot, you poop a lot. Don’t look up with your mouth open.

Ha! as god is my witness, i thought turkeys could fly….

Not at all sure it’s going to be a Goodyear with all the new Career Jackals in D.C.

Able to swallow tall briskets in a single bound ! ;-)

It’s the Safeway blimp!

its SuperFunguy! (Scorpion fans will get it)

The Far Side – Superman reading the newspaper and Lois Lane stitching "tupid Man after the S lol

It’s a frog!

A bloated frog.

Those FODMAPs really attack in force over the holidays…

It could be a Macy’s Thanksgiving Day balloon.

SPLAT! It’s was a bird.

Nope, It’s a drone!! Shoot it, shoot it.

Good thing his Kryptonian suit expands! Ma Kent must be a great cook.