“Bob, I’m sorry. I’ve been riddled with guilt and I have to confess: I have been helping myself to your wife when you’re not around, probably more than you. I know it’s no excuse but I don’t get it at home. I can’t live with the guilt any longer. I hope you’ll accept my sincerest apology. It won’t happen again.”
Feeling outrage and betrayed, Bob grabs his gun, goes into the bedroom, and without a word, shoots his wife.
Moments later the guy gets a second text: “Oops!! Sorry about that! Really should use spell check! That should be “wifi”."
8% of which people? “Wiffy” is the accepted pronounciation for Wi-Fi in Spain, for example – though not in Spanish-speaking Latin America. I guess it’s the same in other countries.
Nixon actually came up with a trick play, that George Allen, then coach of the Redskins, tried in a game. It ended up not working as planned though. He was also the last president to use the white house bowling alley on a regular basis.
Nixon went to football games has got to be the lamest RBION I have ever read. But here is the true story of Nixon supposedly calling in a play to a Redskins (remember them) game, believe it or not. You’ll need to copy and paste if you care to. >
Well, “wifi” is a nonsense term anyway, so call it whatever you like. It’s supposed to hearken back to “hifi” but isn’t actually derived from any specific terminology. (Not to mention, the “fi” in “hifi” is from “fidelity” so it really shouldn’t rhyme with “hi” in any case.)
Pickled Pete about 1 month ago
A guy sends a text to his next-door neighbor:
“Bob, I’m sorry. I’ve been riddled with guilt and I have to confess: I have been helping myself to your wife when you’re not around, probably more than you. I know it’s no excuse but I don’t get it at home. I can’t live with the guilt any longer. I hope you’ll accept my sincerest apology. It won’t happen again.”
Feeling outrage and betrayed, Bob grabs his gun, goes into the bedroom, and without a word, shoots his wife.
Moments later the guy gets a second text: “Oops!! Sorry about that! Really should use spell check! That should be “wifi”."
The Duke about 1 month ago
I bet Nixon had great seats. Probably the owner’s box.
Huckleberry Hiroshima about 1 month ago
That “wiffy” thing is sad, and not surprising. Those may likely be the ones who pronounce “baw ci” as “mfbin loc.”
Steve Dallas about 1 month ago
“A president liked sports” seems like a pretty low bar for belief.
prince valiant Premium Member about 1 month ago
Nixon was also reported to be a big baseball fan and, at the time, he supposedly hinted he would like to the next baseball commissioner.
Jaime Jean M about 1 month ago
8% of which people? “Wiffy” is the accepted pronounciation for Wi-Fi in Spain, for example – though not in Spanish-speaking Latin America. I guess it’s the same in other countries.
Rick Parkhurst Premium Member about 1 month ago
Nixon actually came up with a trick play, that George Allen, then coach of the Redskins, tried in a game. It ended up not working as planned though. He was also the last president to use the white house bowling alley on a regular basis.
news about 1 month ago
And how many people pronounce “SyFy” as “siffy”?
joeatwork212 about 1 month ago
Nixon drew up and sent a play to Miami in hope of beating the Cowboys in the Super Bowl.
GojusJoe about 1 month ago
Nixon went to football games has got to be the lamest RBION I have ever read. But here is the true story of Nixon supposedly calling in a play to a Redskins (remember them) game, believe it or not. You’ll need to copy and paste if you care to. >
mindjob about 1 month ago
And about half the people in the pharmaceutical industry pronounce WFI (Water For Injection) as wiffy
dpatrickryan Premium Member about 1 month ago
Well, “wifi” is a nonsense term anyway, so call it whatever you like. It’s supposed to hearken back to “hifi” but isn’t actually derived from any specific terminology. (Not to mention, the “fi” in “hifi” is from “fidelity” so it really shouldn’t rhyme with “hi” in any case.)
djlactin about 1 month ago
Nixon called a play for the Washington Redskins (that was their name at the time), and they lost 20 yards.
Bilan about 1 month ago
Maybe that’s why Nixon chose Gerald Ford as a VP. Those ex-football players can get the best tickets.
ekke about 1 month ago
Well, wee-fee is common in Europe.
6turtle9 about 1 month ago
I can neither confirm nor deny that I read this comic.
Cathy P. about 1 month ago
Spell check would not have caught “wife”. Grammar check would.
Pickled Pete about 1 month ago
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