Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for December 28, 2024

There goes New Year’s Eve.

Nobody could do just half.

Do half a shebang for two days and you will have the whole thing. Good way to pace yourself as you get older.

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Nobody really needs to do the whole shebang by themselves.

Go the whole four yards one foot and six inches.

Remember this?

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I put mine in a hole!

I’m so old and been working with computers for so long I thought that was a reference to Perl programming — the Shebang line — it’s the first line of a Perl program and is a path to the Perl binary.

I bang, you bang, he bang…

“He-bang, she-bang, daddy shot a bear…”

Which half? In Sheboygan?

At my age, she and bang don’t go together any more.

But what about all the thing~a~ma~jigs and what~nots?

And when you eat Mexican food, have just the half enchilada.

I can barely do a tenth of a shebang.

I can do the whole kit and kaboodle

Shebang, shebang, ya-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da….

I took a stress test and the doctor told me I passed, so is that good or bad?

Shebang a loola…???