Pickles by Brian Crane for December 28, 2024

Oooookay…..

Breaking the 4th wall?

How about a tricorn hat? It’ll go with your corny jokes …

Earl’s a poet and don’t know it!

A 10 gallon hat for a 5 gallon head!

Somehow this one comes off like Jon, in a “Garfield Minus Garfield” strip.

He’s all hat and no cattle.

To whom is he speaking?

No doubt in my mind…that is one of Opal’s Christmas gifts to Earl! She REALLY knows him!

A cowboy named Earl in a chair,Wears a hat to hide lack of hair,He passes his timeJust making up rhymeBut no one can see him, or care.

did that hat come with nachos?

He fills that chair from brim to brim.

If he wore a Tricorn, he could get a job Playing bass forBela Fleck and the Flecktones

This sounds like an ad.

He’s more of a giant foam cowboy hat guy.

That wide brim will hold most of a big bag of Doritos. Tilt your head down and catch a few. DO NOT nod off.

A cultured man does not wear a hat indoors.

That is not a sombrero on Earl’s head. It’s a cowboy hat. There is a difference.

Yipee yai yay, cow paddy!

He looks fatter than usual.

Lazy-z-boy cowboy? I think that will be trending!

Cowboy limerick. Obviously an Irish cowboy!

There once was a fella named Earl,

who thought “I’m a real cowboy pearl!”

You’d think for that hat, his head was too fat,

now didn’t that make your toes curl? ☺

He’s back in the saddle again!

His hat measures gallons of ten

He’s home on the range

Which seems mighty strange

But such are the dreams of old men!

Not even a good limerick, too many syllables in the 1st, 2nd, and 5th lines.

No ten gallon hat for Earl?

The Ren and Stimpy show expressed thoughts exactly….. “Mister Horse, what did you think of that fall?” …….. “Mmmmmm, No sir, didn’t like it”

Excellent!!! Attaboy!

It’s up too high, pull it down below all 3 chins.

Limerick Dept.

There was an old cowboy called Earl, Who noticed a very strange smell. It was inside his hat, And was left by the cat. Poor Muffin has not been too well.

Strangely enough, l post limericks every day over at Ballard Street!

Oh No…….. is he back on THAT kick..?

hopefully they gave you the receipt so you can return it …

I love it when Earl gets inspired…

Baxter Black’s* legacy is safe. (*cowboy poet)

Hey, Earl, you forgot your cowboy boots! On the other hand, between the “sombrero” and the boots, you wouldn’t be able to walk about at all.

@ChessPirate.

See my suggestion over at Ballard Street!

Is Earl the secret father of Beetle Baily?

A cowboy limerick — love it!

Don’t get the big head…or perhaps DO.