Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for January 12, 2025

And it’s not even shedding season yet.

Didn’t we see this scene in “Hotel Transylvania?”

No. This time it’s the toilet. Again.

My mother used to shed hair like a dog, I often had to unclog the shower drain.

Don’t worry about this affecting you. It actually happened such a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away.

My first thought would be the shower drain, but Carl is carrying a plunger in case it’s a toilet clog. Why doesn’t the Wookiee just lick himself clean, like a cat does? And speaking of cats, there’d be no chance of a toilet clog if he just used an extra large litter box.

Ha! ha! ha! He! he! he! …

Yeah,but he’s ready for his closeup Mr Lucas.

Wraaaaaaaaaaauuggggghhh

We’re washing hairy down the sink.

I always wondered who cleaned up all the space squid tentacles after those battles.

Which makes me wonder, how to do wookies stay clean?

Washing with water would take forever, and then drying all that hair would take even longer.

Been there, done that?

Where in the Handyman’s Handbook does it say to carry a plunger that way? I try to keep the business end of that tool as far away from the me as possible.

I think it was either a “Family Guy” Star Wars Parody, or maybe it was “Robot Chicken”, that had a Janitor with a push-broom cleaning up the dead bodies at the bottom of one of those Imperial Facilities with the loooooooong drops and no guardrails… ㋛

What do you get a Wookiee for Christmas when they already have a comb?

Probably has hairballs all over his apartment.

When are they gonna learn to put screens over the drains.

His bandolier keeps getting stuck in the drain. :)

Hairist by experience.

I wonder what kind of bathroom facilities the Millennial Falcon had, but then I wonder the same about the various Starships Enterprise. Those had “sonic showers”.

This reminds me of the Time Magazine article in 1977 explaining the first movie (which I thought was really just an ad).

“Han Solo has a Wookie sidekick named Chewbacca (he doesn’t).”

I’m Joe The Singin’ Janitor!

I’m the man behind the mop making everything sparkle & shine!