The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for January 04, 2025

Eat no fat, get ripper

Learn sh…… err, stuff.

I wonder if Jack is as nimble as he is quick.

Technically trade a cow for magic beans but never mind.

#6: go like the bear.

You might say he’s a Jack of all trades.

Well, Jack’s planned activities were certainly more constructive than those of juvenile delinquent ‘Tom, Tom, the Piper’s Son’.

Better than Georgie Porgie the kissing bandit.

Then there was Jack Sprat who could eat no fat. King Charles #1 of the UK.

That looks like a lot of tasks. Remember, all work and no play makes Jack (Nicholson) a dull boy.

I want to see Mary’s list next.

Don’t fall down the hill.

If only his last name were Sparrow.

And also President (Jack Kennedy)!

And a device to lift cars to change tires!

But eat no fat!

Scott forgot the candlestick.

Wow! This list is right out of “Project 2025”!!

All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy …

At the end, he’ll smoke some marijuana. He’ll be HiJack.

Mehoff

Jump over candlestick

Better than accomplishing jack squat.

Busy, busy, busy…

Buy a lottery ticket, maybe hit the jackpot.

Item 0 (not accomplished by 98% of the populace below age 30): learn cursive

Cancel winter job at the Overlook Hotel.

He doesn’t know Jack.

Will he build the house up in the beanstalk or just expand the little cottage he lives in?

Jack better schedule some time to play before he takes that job at The Overlook Hotel.

Will his future house be a box?

they’re all about the same jack? who knew

Mañana, mañana, mañana is soon enough for me.

And turn off the furnace.

And yet he never did Jack.

You don’t know jack!

Carve out his brains and put a candle in there.

He should probably warm up with some jumping jacks.

Eat no fat.

He tired from all that work so Jack off today.

-Hit the road.

Jack obviously subs for a lot of different nursery rhyme characters when they go on vacation.

You know what makes me sad? YOU DO, YOU JACKWAGON!