Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for December 30, 2024

The banana was a real thing, and it got over Six Million dollars at an art auction. There are photos of the buyer eating it. Crazy!!!

The problem is, that will only work once.

Next time duct tape an apple to the wall. You’re welcome someone. I just gave you a million dollar idea.

If I duct-tape a wall to a banana plant, can I get some sucker to pay me a million dollars for it?

World is goes bananas anyways.

Duct taped banana 2028!

Dave Barry’s year in review concurs.

Hooray for the banana!

I’m hoping to purchase a reproduction…

Yeah, I’ll take the banana over this past year’s election! (& I don’t even like bananas!)

I think we all are banana/ duct tape now, metaphorically speaking.

Well, we are all stuck!

That person who paid millions for a banana thinks he is very clever, but he could have used that money to help many people in need.

I’d take the banana on the wall as Times Man of the Year to a moldy mango.

Supposedly Cleopatra was once asked about the very expensive drinks the rich Romans used. She took a large pearl off of one of her jewelry pieces, smashed it, then added it to her drink and drank it.

I don’t question why the guy spent 6 million on the banana.

I question why he was able to make 6 million and I made squat.

But that art has existed since 2019. Why should it define 2024?

The Banana would do a better job that the President-elect did, and will do.

Did the buyer use cash or write a check? If he wrote a check & it bounced, after having eaten the banana, would he then have to regurgitate it?

That banana would be better in office than Dumbold Chump.

This is the first I’ve heard of Maurizio Cattelan’s “Comedian”!

Possibly our last vote if one claimant is to be believed.

(Thankfully he usually isn’t.)