Baby Blues by Rick Kirkman and Jerry Scott for January 05, 2025

“If I said that to you, you’d make me sleep on the couch.”

But another year older, Darryl.

same annoying wife eavesdropping on your self reflection

Gym membership or a rhinoplasty.

Actually, I value my gym membership. Sure, partly for the ability to keep relatively fit — I used to work in a nursing home, and the first thing they taught us was that if you want to avoid being in one yourself, keep your legs strong and take care of your knees. I do NOT want to end up in a nursing home. The other thing that keeps me going is the community we’ve built. Same people every day. We even go out socially and know each other’s spouses.

No matter how old you are, you’ll never be that young again. ~ Willian Wiggleknife

None of that stuff needs to be brand new. I love my “good-old” stuff and use it until it is not usable.

Instead of harassing her husband, maybe Wanda should get one.

Didn’t know they had a gym memebership as they are never shown at a gym. And Wanda gets plenty of exercise chasing and playing with Wren.

Did no one else notice that they only change their toiletry items once a year?!

Don’t worry. Gym memberships renew by themselves. Even when you tell them to stop.

BABY Blues with no" babies" in it….rip off.

What more does Darryl want? He’s already practically a Greek god.

What synchronicity to have all of those things run out at the same time! Or, is Daryl just wasteful?

gyms just must love this time of year…

I live in a retirement community and belong to the Recreation Center but I never go there, too many old people.

and brand new toilet paper every day!

You need to make all of them last since you don’t get any new ones till next year

Everyone should throw their toothbrush away, after using it three months. It doesn’t help to send it through the dishwasher, because the bristles are worn. If you get a cold, Covid, or a child gets Strep Throat, their and your toothbrush should be tossed. That is what my wife now advocates. I am not sure what dentists say, but I will ask my brother and let you know tomorrow. It seems that the viruses thrive on toothbrushes and can re-infect.