Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for December 21, 2024

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    danshen  2 months ago

    Me nither.

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    6turtle9  2 months ago

    Unsurprising that a butt-head has no pluck.

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    6turtle9  2 months ago

    I also have no desire to see what you are using for a nose.

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    Brass Orchid Premium Member 2 months ago

    I happen to have recently watched Three Body. And also, Jane Fonda was on the cover of People. These boots were made for slicing into twenty centimeter segments.

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    Teresa Burritt (Frog Applause) creator 2 months ago

    Yesterday was my FA anniversary. Thank you to everyone who remembered!

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    chaosed2  2 months ago

    Sorry, I was preoccupied with my wife dancing naked this evening.

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    PraiseofFolly  2 months ago

    Aloysius Buttinski was swiftly sued in trying to sell his own zither version of ‘The Harry Lime Theme’ — that he irreverently retitled, ‘The T-rd Man Theme’.

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    The Old Wolf  2 months ago

    You can’t play the zither with only two men. Where’s the third?

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    Imagine  2 months ago

    Put that zither down. Now. We don’t want anyone getting hurt.

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    davidob  2 months ago

    Give me that old “Garden of Earthly Delights”. It’s good enough for me, even if it’s a bunch of Bosch.

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    Brass Orchid Premium Member 2 months ago

    They told me that I didn’t know which way was up.

    The truth of it is, they just didn’t know which way was down.

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    UltraLameFest2  2 months ago

    THAT’S what happened to the other halves of the pushmi-pullyu!

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    tudza Premium Member 2 months ago

    Rumor hasn’t got a leg to stand on

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    Howard'sMyHero  2 months ago

    Such a waist (sic) of thyme (sic-ker) …!

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    *Space Madness at The Station*  2 months ago

    Clipboard hides the Coach’s next move.

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    *Space Madness at The Station*  2 months ago

    Yo Ho Christmas to you and Zither players everywhere?

    Land Lovers and Water Vessel’s through out Earth.

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member 2 months ago

    Well that’s a load off my mind.

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    Bill Thompson  2 months ago

    Really? It looks like your plans have already been up-ended.

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    Superfrog  2 months ago

    Too busy for zithering. Spending twice as much time on the tread mill.

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    FLIGHT SUIT  2 months ago

    I heard y’all are taking up the zither, though.

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    3hourtour Premium Member 2 months ago

    …We?!?…

    …not They?!?…

    …Them?!?…

    …Us!?!…

    …not that we’re joined at the hip or anything…

    …not most of the time…

    …aaah…

    ….but ‘those’ times…

    …what Dog has joined…

    …let no man put asunder…

    …“I AM NO MAN!”….

    … sort of like being betrothed …

    …under the stars…

    …like the Ghost of Christmas past…

    …but the Ghost of Christmas Present…

    …all swirling together…

    …like communion…

    …more than symbolic…

    …simular to the flag…

    …less than a transporter mishap…

    …not according to the law…

    …not bound my the church…

    …not by where we live…

    …never apart…

    …even if we live in separate rooms…

    …houses…

    …roads…

    …cities…

    …counties…

    …States…

    …countries…

    …continents…

    …hemispheres…

    …worlds…

    …solar systems…

    …galaxies…

    …universes…

    …dimensions…

    …eternities…

    …all on a blanket…

    …next to a stream …

    …in the middle of the 100 acre woods…

    …zither…

    …not included…

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    Zebrastripes  2 months ago

    Whether to zither or not, that is the question….but before I decide, can you at least throw something on?

    ☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️

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    *Space Madness at The Station*  2 months ago

    Singing in the shower.

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    *Space Madness at The Station*  2 months ago

    Roll roll roll your boat gently down the bath water, John Wayne Miriam is a dream.

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    *Space Madness at The Station*  2 months ago

    Leg propeller

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    Howard'sMyHero  2 months ago

    Happy Festivus to all you Lame-o’s out dere …!

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    coltish1.  2 months ago

    OK, how about the hammer dulcimer? I got one in the attic.

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    davidob  2 months ago

    As Curly Joe Howard said, “That’ll loin ya.”

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    davidob  2 months ago

    As I admittedly was out to lunge, that caught the thrust of my argument. I may or may not possess rapier wit.

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    Brass Orchid Premium Member 2 months ago

    Hither Zither Nyon, special agent.

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    Howard'sMyHero  2 months ago

    The Bother of Zithers …!

    ( O bother (sic) where art thou? )

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    *Space Madness at The Station*  2 months ago

    Zither strings, The more the merrier.

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    *Space Madness at The Station*  2 months ago

    Jack Frost nipping at my bun.

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    *Space Madness at The Station*  2 months ago

    Billy The Kidd, Got Your Old Goat.

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    *Space Madness at The Station*  2 months ago

    Old St. Nicholas, See Ya and Raise You One…

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    Slowly, he turned...  about 2 months ago

    Maybe a comb and a piece of cellophane would work better under the circumstances…

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    Brass Orchid Premium Member about 2 months ago

    And, clearly, this means no intention of giving up the zither either.

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    Howard'sMyHero  about 2 months ago

    A zither without a plectrum is like a day without sunshine …!

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