Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for December 29, 2024

I do!

Now that I read these online, I always see the opening panels.

I read them. They set up the comic.

The Wizard goes on to explain newspapers and shrinking comics pages. The King orders some subtle curses.

Collections of comic strips include the first two panels but some newspapers for decades cut them off to save space, so millions of people were surprised by the complete strips.

Jill-O-Lantern?

Be careful and alert … lest you turn into a pumpkin.

This country needs lerts!

No one cares about you, FINK!

Because MOST ‘newspapers’ cut off the first two panels of the comic on Sunday.

Maybe written instructions were necessary.

And, I always read the first two panels.

Of course! Especially on Sundays för Wizard, and B.C. That is your/their gimmick!

Set her up with Peter Pumpkin Eater

I could hear the Transformers sound.

I always read the first two panels.

good thing she was alone in there

Don’t squeeze the tires, they’re not ripe.

The first two panels are throwaway panels and do not appear in many publications. Bill Watterson complained about this.

Hey, I read those panels! Also… not every paper has those.

i do

But I read the first two panels!

The cartoonist thinks I’m no one (sniff).

….must have been selective hearing!!!!!

They’re not called “throw away panels” for nothing.

We read them. Newspapers often don’t print them.

I must be no one. Good to know. ;)

I have never missed a single one

I always read the first two panels – am I the only one?

Cinderallolantern

Haha this had to happen but no one had thought of it! Nice one, Parker and Heart.

After midnight is another full day’s rental.

If you had waited for the prince, it would be cozy in there.

Some Sunday papers don’t include the first two panels due to space.

Wizard’s warning was in those first two panels …

That darn fine print at the bottom ….. or they just don’t believe the LARGE printed disclaimer …… :)

I always thought I was no one.

At least the prince escaped in time.

Her stepsisters and stepmother will have a “ball” with this one.

Theory of ‘always stay with the transportation’ has shifted. Maybe there is a ‘food, clothing and shelter’ exam in process.

What I don’t understand is what I considered one of my weakest, most shallow comment, namely ‘Jill-O-Lantern’, has reached my highest ‘like’ total this year.

Getting a high ’ like’ total is kind of like a good Scrabble score.

She has been squashed.

What first two panels?

I read ’em, too

Apparently she didn’t read the fine print…

What makes you think we don’t?

two panels

Just in time for pumpkin spice

Wiz as a fairy godfather. there must be a catch somewhere.

After Midnight, Cinderella would no longer look like a princess with that hat. She’d be just a girl.

The first two panels made me laugh out loud.

I read the first two panels!

I always read the 1st 2 panels :-)