Last Kiss by John Lustig for January 06, 2025

Are these paid for on medical insurance plans? If Viagra is, these should be as well. Although, I guess that would mean that only men get coverage.

“Super-free”? How’d that get in there?

Godfrey Danies this stuff Works better than the purple pill. STAND BACK!!

I’m waiting for the 24 hour patch instead of a 3 hour pill.

Still recovering from Love Potion #9 Three Kids and a Mortgage!

“Warning: Use of Love Potions can result in STDs, unwanted pregnancy, and divorce.”

I took my troubles down to Madam Rue, you know that gypsy with the gold tattoo, she’s got a pad down at thirty fourth and vine, selling little bottles of:

And then, there are exciting new flavors of Edible Underwear …

Really ticks me off realizing the “Diet” and “Zero” sodas are the same.

Just different branding since men won’t drink “Diet”.

Due to Potion #9, that’s why 6 was afraid of 7, because 7 8 9… oldie but a goodie!

When will they invent Love Potion #69?

Gluton free? Free Range?

…you’ve got to mix it up right there in the sink!

Can’t wait for Pumpkin Spice Love Potion in the fall!

Sugar free love. I suppose the Archie’s song is outdated now.

Do you know how much Calcium that a kiss has?

“That’s all well and good Dr Feelgood but, how does that help us here at the Manhattan Project?”

I think once a cherry goes wild it soon ceases to be cherry.

Looks like this stuff will make you glow in the dark so you can find each other.

I’ll take a case of each!

When word gets out about this, there is gonna be one very nervous cop down at 34th and Vine! ☺

Next is love potion lotion for an ocean of motion.

What no Sugar-free Pumpkin Spice?

I held my nose, I closed my eyes. The taste still stinks!

GUY WITH MICROSCOPE: WAIT A MINUTE! This is just Viagara dissolved in Lime Kool-Aid!

Take Love Potion # 9 and then do Mambo # 5.

Sandra Bullock could fix it.

what?! no pumpkin spice??

This cartoon is not a great ad for going into the sciences for a career. After all, they have to go through all that science stuff in order to get a date.

Bring it on, Big boy!

All the fruits of happiness is here for the taking….

Love Potion #10 is high viscosity and applied topically.

I’d like to place an order.