Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for December 29, 2024

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    Brass Orchid Premium Member 3 months ago

    Birds vs Windmills. 12 rounds. Tropicana Casino and Hotel. One Night Only.

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    PraiseofFolly  3 months ago

    The careless formation of Chimera Silverfish/ Boschean Demon-Swine infested ancient parchment documents, and through trans-dimensional abilities eluded eradication effectively. Libraries throughout the world suffered the scourge of these tiny creatures. One by one, priceless historical documents crumbled. The situation seemed hopeless until …

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    coltish1.  3 months ago

    Yikes! A close-up of earwigs! And they’re squaring off on the good parchment! Yow!

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    charles9156  3 months ago

    luego, cúbrelo y niega

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    davidob  3 months ago

    I’m slap out of windmills. TILT.

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    chaosed2  3 months ago

    Where’s your oversized boom box?

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    Linguist  3 months ago

    Thanks, Teresa, for the accurate depiction of my next-door neighbors!

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    Slowly, he turned...  3 months ago

    My demons are worse than your demons – and they don’t quixotize – they mean business!

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    Kaputnik  3 months ago

    Dulcinea!

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    Zebrastripes  3 months ago

    OY VEY!

    Who ever wins this fight, I got dibs on the fur coats!

    LMAO☺️

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    Howard'sMyHero  3 months ago

    PASTAFARIANS UNITE! …and spread the Gnus (sic) …!!!

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    *Space Madness at The Station*  3 months ago

    Timex watching in watch and band made in the USA.

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    *Space Madness at The Station*  3 months ago

    Vietnamese sausage for food of thought. Still rocket sockets and losing head.

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    6turtle9  3 months ago

    How is that pronounced? As in Key- Hoe- Ties?

    The correct pronunciation is ‘Don Qui-Sh-Otay’, because in the book the character speaks in old Castilian." By extension, “quixotic” should be pronounced: [kee-sho-tik]. (Or [quiche-ottik], if you prefer.)

    They look like a couple of medieval B-Boys getting ready to do battle on the cardboard. I bet they kill at pop-locking. It’s hard to imagine a dance battle to medieval music though.

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    *Space Madness at The Station*  3 months ago

    Is it 4:00 Clock and twenty after and hands on 4 and making 4:20 a reality and not what is 4 times 4’s?

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    *Space Madness at The Station*  3 months ago

    I need a hypo of Good Cheer.

    Not a typo of wooden reindeer.

    Happy New Year my lady.

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    *Space Madness at The Station*  3 months ago

    My nails are long,

    Not Happy Trails.

    Riding the Lincoln Rails,

    Take a ride on The Reading Monopoly Railroad.

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    davidob  3 months ago

    We’ll make a Short Line of this work.

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    3hourtour Premium Member 3 months ago

    …I know that all that you need to make your dreams come true…

    …is hard work…

    … and chutzpah…

    …but my mantra is…

    …[and I quote:]…

    …“I am sitting on a fence…

    …I am the razor’s edge…

    …I am lukewarm water…

    ..yah”…

    …I’ve read the texts…

    …I know what’s expected…

    …but I buffer…

    …buffer…

    …don’t put off until tomorrow…

    …what you can put off until the day after tomorrow…

    …there’s a hitch in my giddy up…

    …a bug in the system…

    …a gremlin on the wing…

    …and it’s wind ‘turbines’…

    …dam n it…

    …not wind ‘mill’…

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    davidob  3 months ago

    The mill of the gods grinds slow, but exceeding fine.

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    Howard'sMyHero  3 months ago

    For old times’ sake: “Happy New Year!” To all of you …!

    ( who decides which is right and which is an illusion? )

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    Zebrastripes  3 months ago

    Happy new year Teresa. ❤️❤️

    I wish you many miracles and love!❤️❤️

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    Zebrastripes  3 months ago

    HAPPY NEW YEAR TO ALL!

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    6turtle9  3 months ago

    No, no, I’m sorry, they are playing freeze tag.

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    *Space Madness at The Station*  3 months ago

    You deserted The Cows in The Dessert crooked line at The Desert Oasis.

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    3hourtour Premium Member 3 months ago

    …HaPpY New Year…

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    Howard'sMyHero  3 months ago

    Looking forward to “Quitter’s Day” on Friday, January 10th …!!!

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    markkahler52  3 months ago

    Ringside!!

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    6turtle9  3 months ago

    Oh, now I see. They are playing the mirror game. Or maybe grotesque mimes. Or a Yo’ Mama throwdown. Or maybe the annual telethon is running out of acts. I know you are but what am I?

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    6turtle9  3 months ago

    Happy New Year, Teresa! And all you Lame Frogs out there! I salute you with the sound of one frog clapping!

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    ericlscott creator 3 months ago

    Bosch!

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    Howard'sMyHero  3 months ago

    Annnnd … we’re off! Hang on tight …!!!

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    *Space Madness at The Station*  3 months ago

    Merry Ch He ristus from This Place On Earth.

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    Brass Orchid Premium Member 3 months ago

    And we quixotized like a wave on the ocean, chaotizeed

    We were liars in love and we quixotized

    Swept away for a moment by lies

    And we quixotized and quixotized and quixotized.

    The Amphibooters: And we Quixotized

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    Howard'sMyHero  3 months ago

    My quixotic plate is getting full …!

    ( too much roughage )

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    *Space Madness at The Station*  3 months ago

    It takes two to twangle and my what a twangled Web we weave.

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    *Space Madness at The Station*  3 months ago

    Please Stand By.

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    6turtle9  3 months ago

    I do my best lame when people are watching, so are you asking me to tame my lame? Never!

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    3hourtour Premium Member 3 months ago

    …dreamt the impossible dream…

    …lived the impossible life…

    …crashed and burned…

    …drank without being quenched…

    …all is vanity…

    …or in the vanity…

    …like my underoos…

    …and Simpsons socks…

    …like a complete unknown…

    …for what gain the world…

    …but lose your soul…

    …clichés…

    ….laid upon bad grammar errors…

    … obscurity…

    …but he’s Joseph’s son…

    …the weird uncle…

    … the conspiracy theorists…

    …a voice crying in the wilderness…

    …he likes the movie Life Of Pi!…

    …Life Of Pi!!! …

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    Howard'sMyHero  3 months ago

    New year getting old … but what else is new …?

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    6turtle9  3 months ago

    But then again, the pickle is always watching.

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    *Space Madness at The Station*  3 months ago

    Dodge Rambo

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    FLIGHT SUIT  3 months ago

    But the thing is, I AM watching. Because I’m nosy af

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    6turtle9  3 months ago

    You are getting sleepy, very sleepy….

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    *Space Madness at The Station*  3 months ago

    Say Jack it’s been a long time.

    The hood misses you.

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    Brass Orchid Premium Member 3 months ago

    After this dance, we should slip out for a pizza.

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    *Space Madness at The Station*  3 months ago

    Oat and Tao lamer gamer…

    Lame Laming lamest pass Go™ and The Boston Blackies will follow.

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    *Space Madness at The Station*  3 months ago

    Wait and pretend the Bouncer’s A Real Coke Thing™.

    If a Pepsi passes the gass better, then a brawl is likely too.

    The Foo Fighters for the win.

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    *Space Madness at The Station*  3 months ago

    Nobody’s Business at the erdie dirdies and the getting ins and outs of mistreff.

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