Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for December 29, 2024

Birds vs Windmills. 12 rounds. Tropicana Casino and Hotel. One Night Only.

The careless formation of Chimera Silverfish/ Boschean Demon-Swine infested ancient parchment documents, and through trans-dimensional abilities eluded eradication effectively. Libraries throughout the world suffered the scourge of these tiny creatures. One by one, priceless historical documents crumbled. The situation seemed hopeless until …

Yikes! A close-up of earwigs! And they’re squaring off on the good parchment! Yow!

luego, cúbrelo y niega

I’m slap out of windmills. TILT.

Where’s your oversized boom box?

Thanks, Teresa, for the accurate depiction of my next-door neighbors!

My demons are worse than your demons – and they don’t quixotize – they mean business!

Dulcinea!

OY VEY!

Who ever wins this fight, I got dibs on the fur coats!

LMAO☺️

PASTAFARIANS UNITE! …and spread the Gnus (sic) …!!!

Timex watching in watch and band made in the USA.

Vietnamese sausage for food of thought. Still rocket sockets and losing head.

Having found the essential needed letters open and in perfect sequence, my Scrabble® tray was duly emptied, and an attempt at modesty was made — but things escalated quickly during the not-a-real-word challenge…

How is that pronounced? As in Key- Hoe- Ties?

The correct pronunciation is ‘Don Qui-Sh-Otay’, because in the book the character speaks in old Castilian." By extension, “quixotic” should be pronounced: [kee-sho-tik]. (Or [quiche-ottik], if you prefer.)

They look like a couple of medieval B-Boys getting ready to do battle on the cardboard. I bet they kill at pop-locking. It’s hard to imagine a dance battle to medieval music though.

Is it 4:00 Clock and twenty after and hands on 4 and making 4:20 a reality and not what is 4 times 4’s?

I need a hypo of Good Cheer.

Not a typo of wooden reindeer.

Happy New Year my lady.

My nails are long,

Not Happy Trails.

Riding the Lincoln Rails,

Take a ride on The Reading Monopoly Railroad.

We’ll make a Short Line of this work.

…I know that all that you need to make your dreams come true…

…is hard work…

… and chutzpah…

…but my mantra is…

…[and I quote:]…

…“I am sitting on a fence…

…I am the razor’s edge…

…I am lukewarm water…

..yah”…

…I’ve read the texts…

…I know what’s expected…

…but I buffer…

…

…

…buffer…

…don’t put off until tomorrow…

…what you can put off until the day after tomorrow…

…there’s a hitch in my giddy up…

…a bug in the system…

…a gremlin on the wing…

…and it’s wind ‘turbines’…

…dam n it…

…not wind ‘mill’…

The mill of the gods grinds slow, but exceeding fine.

For old times’ sake: “Happy New Year!” To all of you …!

( who decides which is right and which is an illusion? )

Happy new year Teresa. ❤️❤️

I wish you many miracles and love!❤️❤️

HAPPY NEW YEAR TO ALL!

No, no, I’m sorry, they are playing freeze tag.

You deserted The Cows in The Dessert crooked line at The Desert Oasis.

…HaPpY New Year…

Looking forward to “Quitter’s Day” on Friday, January 10th …!!!

Ringside!!

Oh, now I see. They are playing the mirror game. Or maybe grotesque mimes. Or a Yo’ Mama throwdown. Or maybe the annual telethon is running out of acts. I know you are but what am I?

Happy New Year, Teresa! And all you Lame Frogs out there! I salute you with the sound of one frog clapping!

Bosch!

Annnnd … we’re off! Hang on tight …!!!

Merry Ch He ristus from This Place On Earth.

And we quixotized like a wave on the ocean, chaotizeed

We were liars in love and we quixotized

Swept away for a moment by lies

And we quixotized and quixotized and quixotized.

The Amphibooters: And we Quixotized

My quixotic plate is getting full …!

( too much roughage )

It takes two to twangle and my what a twangled Web we weave.

Please Stand By.

I do my best lame when people are watching, so are you asking me to tame my lame? Never!

…dreamt the impossible dream…

…lived the impossible life…

…crashed and burned…

…drank without being quenched…

…all is vanity…

…or in the vanity…

…like my underoos…

…and Simpsons socks…

…like a complete unknown…

…for what gain the world…

…but lose your soul…

…clichés…

….laid upon bad grammar errors…

… obscurity…

…but he’s Joseph’s son…

…the weird uncle…

… the conspiracy theorists…

…a voice crying in the wilderness…

…he likes the movie Life Of Pi!…

…Life Of Pi!!! …

New year getting old … but what else is new …?

But then again, the pickle is always watching.

Dodge Rambo

But the thing is, I AM watching. Because I’m nosy af

You are getting sleepy, very sleepy….

Say Jack it’s been a long time.

The hood misses you.

After this dance, we should slip out for a pizza.

Oat and Tao lamer gamer…

Lame Laming lamest pass Go™ and The Boston Blackies will follow.

Wait and pretend the Bouncer’s A Real Coke Thing™.

If a Pepsi passes the gass better, then a brawl is likely too.

The Foo Fighters for the win.

Nobody’s Business at the erdie dirdies and the getting ins and outs of mistreff.