Reality Check by Dave Whamond for January 25, 2025

Someone is about to make a titanic mistake.

It’s okay. It gets to New York eventually. You learn that in Ghostbusters II.

The ship is the US. The iceberg is the end of the US.

my hard ship will go on…

Jerry needs to chill.

They ran out of ice cubes.

But what about Tom?

He’s a chip off the old block.

Too soon?

It never occurred to me before to wonder how badly the Titanic damaged the iceberg.

Fortunately, Jerry used his misfortune to get rich in the shaved ice industry.

Another uncomfortable encounter with ICE.

Perhaps that is the reason for his icy demeanour?

“Full speed ahead,” screams Captain Smith’s ghost still trying to prove his boat unsinkable. Molly Brown or no Molly Brown.

A few hard ships have encountered Jerry.

The ships have generally not fared well from those encounters.

Well, at the rate climate change is going, Jerry won’t be in that same spot for much longer….he’ll be traveling at a great speed into warmer waters and slowly melt into the sunset…….☹️☹️☹️

Ugh. Saw that movie once. Glad I went, but had no wish to see it a 2nd time. Meanwhile some friends were in the see it multiple times club.

Years later it was on TV & I mentioned I had no plans to see it a 2nd time. My boss gave me a dirty look before stating his belief that “that should be a fireable offence!”

Thankfully I kept that job a while longer. But I still do not intend to watch that movie again!

He’s sooo deep!

That ship does well at parties. It knows how to break the ice.

Well, some ice, anyway.

Jerry is okay with the Nerf soft ships…

Ralph sure can get to the bottom of things …!

don’t mess with Jerry!