Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for January 13, 2025

Butt what would the point of that be?

It might just be a but plug. (GC wouldn’t let me spell it correctly).

Little girls wouldn’t like them as much if that was where the horn was.

Goathorn.

It’s just a horny horse…

…that likes some kinky fun.

You found the ultra-rare reverse horn version!

The unicorn (one horned creature) described by the ancients was a rhinoceros. They warn against standing in front of it ’cause when it gets moving nothing stops it.

Artists, having never seen one, prettied it up for public consumption.

At least he never gets rear-ended in heavy traffic.

And the reason there are no unicorns today becomes clear.

I’m quite sure that this unicorn is not a member of the Heavenly Nostril family.

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And then the unisex.

He must have a hard time sitting in his recliner watching reruns of Bonnza

Faux reports will get one in trouble….but in this case, they hit the horn right on the head….

No wonder they died out; that horn would make mating perilous.

A non-uniform unicorn.

Unicornhole.

No wonder the unicorns died out. Mating was too difficult.

that would be a good defense against a cougar leaping on from an overhanging limb. Cougar would have to be very precise in where it landed.

Instead of a head horn, it has a butt trumpet.

So I guess this one PUKES glitter?

Having a horn in your rear end can be a great adaptation for backing up

Sort of like the Washington Post