Herman by Jim Unger for January 31, 2025

I’m looking for the witch doctor.

You aren’t asking for his insurance card yet?

I wonder if he gets the point…

“Date of Birth?”

He obviously made Koonta Kentay mad.

Yes.

“I want the ‘Take This Out’ patient department.”

No blood. Send him to the morgue.

He was brought in by the police. Apparently he’s a suspect in an Native-American museum burglary.

Runner up in the javelin catching category

He’ll go to ER. They’ll take his name and ID and then he’ll sit there for the next five hours, until they come and get his vitals. Then he’ll sit for another four hours. . .

She has seen worse.

He’ll be known as the famous ‘walk in’ when the history is written.

Whatever.

How about “out” patient.

He’s the best dressed spear victim I’ve seen today

Mortuary please.

Natives are restless today.

Is there a spear it you will advisor.

He wants to go wherever Steve Martin had the arrow removed from his head.

What? Oh, no, I’m just delivering this spear to Dr. Newman.

Here fill out these 15 forms, and I hope you remembered to bring your insurance card.

Not much of an emergency, if he’s still on his feet.

Gotta fill out those forms (“May I see your insurance cards?”)

“Victory is mine. Now stand aside.”

“It’s just a flesh wound.”

Must not e too bad, he’s a walk-in.

Please provide your proof of insurance in triplicate …

More likely to actually happen to a woman. “Oh it’s nothing, miss, it’s just cramps. Next!”

What’s the wait time for each?

The difference is whether they pull it out from the front or from the back.