Reality Check by Dave Whamond for February 06, 2025

over me

That’s quite a stretch.

Dan Fogelberg soup is probably safer.

And some coo coo kachoo!

…right now.

For an extra kick: Some yellow matter custard dripping from a dead dog’s eye.

I’ll take a scab sandwich with the pus on top, monkey hair and Camel snot.

The only one I recognise is Ringo…

A Purple Flurp! The left ear of a giant… or the right ear if you prefer. The knee of an eel. A terrible nice. A large, red eyed, no nosed, nothing,"

Sorry, wrong ingredients! I think those are the ingredients in Cracker Jack!

Fab!

Awww, just Let it Be…

Beatle Juice? Don’t say it three times.

And it will create Old Flattop.

Hey J’you’d think this would be the potion to turn someone into a walrus?

Was this before Paul is dead?

Fun fact: “Come Together” was intended to be a campaign song for Timothy Leary’s bid for California governor

I get tickled when I see a commercial using a phrase from an “old” (I’m not old! You’re old!) song taken out of context, where the meaning of the song isn’t something the product would normally be associated with. “Yeah, that’s not …what ….that…. Nevermind.”

John Lennon once complained about not remembering his “daft lyrics.” Don’t know what he was talking about.

And maybe a shot of Coca-Cola.

They’re either the Four Tops or the Marx Brothers.

one and one and one is three… (Paul’s dead}

help!

Jeepers, Dave! Lifted right from the Beatles cartoon show from the sixties! Al Brodax’s production!

Never cared for any of them.

I love a good Beatles mix.

If they try to make you drink it, make No Reply, but Run for Your Life.

So who’s the squirrel, Billy Preston ?

It will come groovin up slowly.

I love it. As I read it, I sang it. Only took ‘Ju-Ju eyeballs’ to get the tune started.

How about “Sullivan Stew” instead of Beatle Juice …?

Beetlejuice-Beetlejuice-Beetlejuice

good to see the Fab Four in the funnies!

these guys were really some holy rock an’ rollers!

Ralph always make me laugh. Thanks Dave!☺️

Needs some Cheese and Onions.

Once again Ralph is the one with the best punch …line.

The thing I love most about this comic was that I immediately identified each character without even thinking about it or reading the dialog! ❤️

Is it safe? Did you guys put Beetlejuice back? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! :)

And in the end…

who says lsd is bad for you?

My friend and I used to make up crazy Beatle rumors after the Paul is Dead thing. We would tell people this was John’s coded cry for help to get away from Yoko. Come TO-GET-HER right now!