Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for January 28, 2025

Question is, how long has Dan been waiting for that one?

GROAAAANNNNNNNNN***

And that’s a wrap

A good pun is like honey; it has an infinite shelf life.

Good puns often need to mature and age to truly be effective.

He Rip-ped that one out of the pages of the Book of Man Puns.

Groan!

My father would have approved.

Dan is clearly channeling his inner Stephan Pastis.

But where’s the moolah???

suspect the entire sequence built to that point, but the entire strip today is primo…

Ha, ha. That’s hilarious. Now where’s the quarter mil?

Rip needs to be pun-ished for that one. :)

Ka-Groan!

Really more of a feghoot than a mere pun.

KA-CRIME DOES NOT PAY!

Gotta admit, as puns go, that was pretty clever.

ka-pun

I’ll give that one 1.5 Pastis.

Weenus needs to come down from Rabbits Against Magic and haul Rip to the Pun-itentiary.

Well done, Dan. Too bad pun-ished is as old as the hills.

Oh Mister Thompson, I knew you were a Pun Meister in “Brevity”. but you have distinguished yourself in this esteemed strip thusly as well!!!!!

Hey, Astor’s chin is almost as square as Rip’s. Is that allowed?

Ha ha ha ha ha ha!

Sorry!

a. It’s “blonde” when referring to a female (“blond” is for a male).