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I have worked at more than one company where lazy managers required us to write our own job descriptions. Then gave them to HR to use. Learned that to keep our jobs we had to write our own job descriptions in a way that essentially made only the us possible fully qualified person… that led to HR posting insane requirements in job advertisements, but it made it harder for them to replace us…
For example, one of our computer programmers suspected that the company wanted to replace him because he was a senior level employee (considered too expensive, despite the income he helped generate for the company). When he was tasked to write his own job description / qualifications, he listed every programming language that he had ever learned – even languages that we didn’t use at our company. Sure enough, he found our company posting a job opportunity that included his description / qualifications word for word. Company found very few candidates who could check off every qualification, and those who could wanted much more money than the company wanted to pay…
old_geek about 1 month ago
I’ve worked with people like that…
Gent about 1 month ago
In the good ol days you could hires a good shot for a fistfull of dollars.
phritzg Premium Member about 1 month ago
They shouldn’t sell themselves short. They’re just as qualified to be expendable as the new recruits were in Starship Troopers.
danketaz Premium Member about 1 month ago
Hey, as long as HR don’t complain.
A Common 'tator about 1 month ago
Just idle curiosity, but how does he drink that coffee ?
The Orange Mailman about 1 month ago
I wonder how many people would send this to their coworker and say, “This is you.”
Slowly, he turned... about 1 month ago
and if you were qualified, you would be the first we’d call. Now go away.
geese28 about 1 month ago
DEI = Dirk’s Employee Initiative
cuzinron47 about 1 month ago
Consider it something to aspire to.
Bilan about 1 month ago
The job listing should read: Strong … Brave … A good shot … Willing to follow an idiot
DaBump Premium Member about 1 month ago
“I resemble that remark!”
ferddo about 1 month ago
I have worked at more than one company where lazy managers required us to write our own job descriptions. Then gave them to HR to use. Learned that to keep our jobs we had to write our own job descriptions in a way that essentially made only the us possible fully qualified person… that led to HR posting insane requirements in job advertisements, but it made it harder for them to replace us…
For example, one of our computer programmers suspected that the company wanted to replace him because he was a senior level employee (considered too expensive, despite the income he helped generate for the company). When he was tasked to write his own job description / qualifications, he listed every programming language that he had ever learned – even languages that we didn’t use at our company. Sure enough, he found our company posting a job opportunity that included his description / qualifications word for word. Company found very few candidates who could check off every qualification, and those who could wanted much more money than the company wanted to pay…
norphos about 1 month ago
In a firefight between the Stormtroopers and the Sleestak, the safest place to stand is in front of a target, but the redshirts die anyway.
think it through about 1 month ago
That just explained every pick trump has made.
ekke about 1 month ago
Been there, not done that.