Pickles by Brian Crane for February 04, 2025

Hahaha, I gotta remember that one.

Wish me luck!

That’s not what it means, Earl, and you know that!

That’s some mighty powerful long-term planning you’re displaying, Earl!

Good thing about procrastinating, there’s always something to do tomorrow.

Better do it soon, or she will call a plumber, and cost you money!

She could try to clear the clog herself, using a drain cleaner or a plunger, or even the old white vinegar, baking soda and salt thing that usually works for me.

WPF would be a more apt acronym in Earl’s case. When pigs fly.

then he can work on the disposal at the same time

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If Opal falls for that, she is indeed A SAP.

Dimwit can’t even get his months in the right order to make sense.

She means now, you lazy fossil!

Opal does her share of procrastinating too…

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Opal it’s usually in the elbow of the drain under the sink. Something I learned how to take care of a long time ago.

Ok, I’m stealing that definition of ASAP. I plan on using it at least twice today.

Sure hope their COUCH is comfortable

Need to snake it!

Take a look at it, Earl, declare yourself defeated, and call a plumber.

Good to know…

My wife never heard of A.S.A.P. so I doubt if I’d respond that way to her. That’s one acronym you hear in the military.

I thought it was ‘as slowly as possible’.

How about, ASAP: August, September, April, Probably

I was once told that “ASAP” meant “As Soon As Possible”, and that the “possible” was when I could get to it. Had nothing to do with “immediately”.

Mama needs her sink Earl. You want to eat, go fix sink now.

Just blow down it you old pfart windbag. It’s where Muffin deposits her hairballs. I asked the ACE Helpful Hardware Man for hairball strainers and the whole store laughed till they fell.

Without a kitchen sink that’s how long you’ll have to wait for supper, Earl

Earl is missing an opportunity to teach Nelson the art of cherry bomb plumbing…

Speed Demon At Work.

Well….WORK may be a little too strong a word for it.