Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for February 06, 2025

I’m sorry I’m reading this tbh

Sorry, I’ve been busy! Ask Me Anything!

There isn’t a movie called “The Unteachables”.

But there should be.

There, that takes care of that. Body dysmorphia and gender dysphoria are all cured! On to the next Teen Problem Of The Month for Peanut to have.

Gil in P3 is looking a lot like his old self again. Time to do some coaching, go MHS.

Is there a third person on that bed in P3 with no upper body? Or is Peanut a contortionist?

I would say “Hey, gals, get a room !!!!”But, Keri already has one.

Good thing she is in the hospital visiting Keri , looks like a serious eye infection

Cry me a River, tears on my pillow, you don’t bring me flowers. 2025 might be Sherlock free, can’t resist.

P3- Playing the role of Gil Thorp in Masterpiece Theater, formerly a Quinn Martin Production is Max Baer, Jr..

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Is Peanut wearing shoes in bed, are those Dub’s legs, or have they somehow become a beast with two backs and two legs? Because something is wrong there.

So Peanut wants to identify as male but wants to look like Dubs?…I’m truly confused…

P2: That’s some Milford After Dark stuff she’s referring to.

P4 (Keri): “I could just eat you up, Dotty.”

(Dotty Dubbs): “Oh yes! Please!”

Both Henry and Rachel Needs to be Replaced! They Have Ruined this Comic! The Story line is Not about sports and the Artistry is The Pits!!

And in non related news, Gil Thorp is still being ruined by an incompetent writer and artist.

On this day in Gil Thorp History: 02/06/1998

Dave Block (attorney): Dave Block representing Frank Mello, here to get your side of the story Mr. Thorp

Gil: And you come with an open mind?

Dave Block: Hardly! My client has a slam dunk case.

Gil: Then let me tell you what I would tell a jury…………..

LATERDave Block: Mello’s been in trouble for insubordination? He’s been suspended before?

Gil: Compare that record to Mr. Gillen’s file, and a smart lawyer would drop the case.

Roy Gillen was interim varsity basketball coach

Yeah, what in the world is going on in that last panel? The brown pants and shoes are supposed to be Dubbs, but her jacket split into two more legs. And speaking of split, it’s time you split this page and headed over to Mopped Up Thorp.

moppedupthorp.wordpress.com/2025/02/06/gil-does-it-again/

panel 3 bang a gong get it on

oh dubbs you smell so pretty but you kiss like a frog catching a fly b

Worth Repeating:

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P1- “Does this bouquet make me look fat?”

P3- (Gil thought bubble): ‘Now where should I place the camera?’

Meanwhile, back at school, the Milford cricket team have got their bats out of storage and are applying some linseed oil to them in preparation for the season. They are doing this while watching the England-India ODI on TV, startled by the wicket from a nasty yorker..

When will you get an artist that do credit to this strip. Gil Thorp has been around since 1958 and this artwork is an insult to it’s legacy.

Give Rachel some credit. No one else has ever considered a pornographic take on Escher.

Gil likes to watch.

Who’s sorriest?

first time we see someone crying in Merrill’s artstyle

and it looks like a tube of toothpaste being squeezed out

Dorothy is beautiful? Maybe in a Cubist kind of way