Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for February 05, 2025

Dotty offers an apology for living.

Reminds me of a story I heard of a woman, 6 feet tall and quite husky with short hair and wearing a flannel shirt, got mad when a man behind her caller her “sir.”

I realize there have always been multiple storylines intermingled over the years, but it still would be nice to get back to some actual sports…

So many confused scientists. If only they would read these comments they’d learn the truth. /s

Is this strip in any newspapers, or just online now?

Nice background art today (again).

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I’m having Gil Thorp storyline dysmorphia and artwork dysphoria.

Chronic cocaine use eventually leads to dysphoria. Who’s Kerl’s source, Ranaom Hale? Linney Verde? Mr. Redenbacher?

Why you looking at me? I didn’t say anything.

Enough with the self-identification stuff — how about some HOOPS!

Back to the sweatshop for you. They don’t care about your gender as long as you meet your 10,000 piece per day quota. And won’t bug you about eating too little.

Literally LOLing at this strip. Not with Henry, but at Henry.

“It doesn’t matter what I do or how many times I correct people.”

Keri. You are a girl running in girls track games. So why don’t you have Rachel draw you running with the boys?

I think the reason people “misgender” Keri is more the fault of the artist.

Let me get this straight.

Keri is bummed out she doesn’t look like Dorothy, who is a woman.

Keri then gets upset when people say she is a woman.

Keri had an abortion.

Men can’t have abortions.

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

So… no basketball today?

Oooooooo!….peanut learnt’ some big words….

Careful, Peanut. With all that whining and sniveling, people are going to think you’re Henry.

dotty grew a button in panel 2 after losing the mustache from panel one

On this day in Gil Thorp History: 02/05/1975:

It’s Milford 53 new Thayer 21 at the half

Marty Moon: Jay J. Judd’s Return to action has certainly been overshadowed by Jerry Palmer’s 31-point scoring binge!

Other Announcer: he’s completely dominated the game Marty!

Todd Andrews: I realize you’ve got a hot hand tonight Jerry but there are four other guys on the team with you. Let’s move the ball around.

Jerry Palmer: I’ve got my reasons for trying to set a record tonight, Coach!

Todd Andrews: Well…. I don’t think it’s good sportsmanship to humiliate the New Thayer team… I want you to sit out part of the second-half!

Jerry Palmer: I want to talk to you alone Mr. Andrews

Gil Thorp caught the flu bug. Todd Andrews is the temporary coach.

did henry find those words in panel two in the book 30 days to improve your vocabually

blue liquid coming out of keris head in panel 3 maybe she can join blueman group

Since Gender Dysphoria is listed in the DSM-5 (Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders, Fifth Edition) and “Body dysmorphic disorder is a mental health condition” (May Clinic website) I think we can all agree that she should seek therapy to deal with her issues instead of trying to “correct” people to accept a “reality” that only exists in her mind.

To put it another way, if she had schizophrenia, she would be better off taking medication instead of trying to convince people the voices were real.

You need to clear your mind and accept the “Snark “. Be one with the “Snark “ .

Panel 4:

“And I’m always getting smelled! Your dad! Your possibly dead grandmother, who knows! Strangers! I know I smell so pretty but it’s such a burden!”

“Hi I’m Dr. Morgan! Say, what smells so great in here?”

I identify Keri as insufferable.

Your a female you can’t be misgendered

These two are drawn like Morlocks. Dysphoria is their natural state until we get a new artist.

OMG !!!! Yet another story arc about Keri having more snakes in her head than Medusa.

It’s a YOU problem. Everyone else is correct.

Kids really are not having gender dysphoria and it is sad and harmful just how many kids are ruined for life by adults who ignorantly pretend they should be coddling such thinking. There is nothing wrong with being a tomboy.

Wasn’t Keri a gymnast back in 2006? She defended her friend because her teammate bullied her. Also. Marty Moon is on a losing streak with gambling on the golf course.The time is so slow at Milford. It’s like playing 78RPM record at a 16 speed.

Pretty smelling Dorothy visits Keri before Mimi Thorp.

Worth repeating:

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My new issue of Green Hornet and Miss Fury is in comic shops! Don’t worry! All straight and white characters! Snowflakes can safely read without being triggered or offended!

P-1: Special guest appearance by Rachel

P-2: Keri is a compulsive exaggerator, She didn’t have either issue for the first 40 years of her life. It wasn’t until the mad Irish scientist O’Henry (not the talented short story writer) twisted her and the entire city of Milford into his mindless zombie slaves that she got to the Ps in the dictionary.

P-3: Now, the flowers make sense. Algernon only needed “a” flower.P-3 reminds of the Pythons’ Holy Grail scene where everyone thinks they’re King Richard (a horse, a horse, my kingdom for a horse).

To be fair to Henry, I have misgendered Jami for years.

They need to be careful. In Keri’s weakened, malnourished condition, that 12 dozen roses bundle could severely injure her. And speaking of could, you could be reading Mopped Up Thorp right now instead of reading my gibberish.

moppedupthorp.wordpress.com/2025/02/05/many-possibilities/

Miss Genered…that seems to suggest you are a girl, miss.Tow things need to cease; immediately if not sooner. 1. abortion & 2. Body mutilation of children.

P 2.5 (Wolfe): “… haha… that’s funny Ker…I always thought that you just had bad breath and no personality…”

I’m always getting more confused. How is the basketball team doing?