Reality Check by Dave Whamond for March 09, 2025

C’mon, let’s hoof it.

It’s an eggistential crisis but the nags should be safe. After all, they are all the Kings Horses.

I wonder how many of us remember that smelly substance? Sure did a good job for woodworking, though.

… And all the king’s men were able to put Humpty Dumpty together again with (the help) of all the king’s horses.

That’s a good one! I still wonder who first looked at horse and said… hmmm, glue!

Straight from the horse’s mouth

Finally! I always wondered how the King’s horses were supposed to help.

The game’s ahoof.

Don’t worry, horsies, we were just yolking. Now where’s that big frying pan?

Oops!

Looks like an eggspensive repair job.

You need to “stick “ to another story because the King’s Horses couldn’t help.

Frau Blucher!

They’re wearing coats ‘cause it’s Friesian out.

Well, bare feet till they can hoof it again.

All the king’s horse hooves……

I wonder what happed to my old trusty steed, Super?

That went quickly went from bad to horse.

You had better hoof it horsies.

of course, then they’ll have to walk…

Gaggle sez the first publishing of Humpty Dumpty appeared in Samuel Arnold’s “Juvenile Amusements” in 1797 …!

( the author was that “anonymous” character again )

His yolk’s leaking out!!! Ewww

Then and now some people weren’t squeamish about eating bugs.

Pretty sure Humpty will have bought the farm by the time that kind of glue is ready, so they’d better find another way to put him together again. Maybe a quick trip to the hardware store for Crazy Glue?

Looks like it might be time to make an omelet.

They never look for the gorilla!