Frank and Ernest by Thaves for February 18, 2025

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    Ratkin Premium Member 3 days ago

    His son will get the shaft.

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    cracker65  3 days ago

    HAHAHAHAHA. Brilliant.

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    Doug K  3 days ago

    It will be a balanced change — the distance from the fruit will be increased in proportion to the decrease in the size of the fruit.

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    ʲᔆ  3 days ago

    the kid will grow up to one day become, Johnny Watermelonseed

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    PraiseofFolly  3 days ago

    Fortunately, it wasn’t a pumpkin … because Walter would have gone down in history nicknamed ‘Pumpkin Head’ Tell.

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    CountOlaf2.0 Premium Member 3 days ago

    Watermelons are racist.

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    Packratjohn Premium Member 3 days ago

    “But why,” asked the Prince, “Did you bring two watermelons?”

    “Because,” Replied William, “If I had missed with the first one, the second one would have been for you.”

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    sandpiper  3 days ago

    Most legends don’t exactly go for specific details. It’s the thought that counts.

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    uniquename  3 days ago

    The “official” version took some poetic license.

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    InTraining Premium Member 3 days ago

    missed Valentine’s Day by 4 days….!

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    Chris  3 days ago

    and smaller… :{

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    royq27  3 days ago

    He commented that his son was, “the apple of his eye” and it got mixed in somehow.

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    will.pittenger1  3 days ago

    That’s one heavy “apple”.

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    Saddenedby Premium Member 3 days ago

    At least the Net Flix one will get it accurate!

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    paranormal  3 days ago

    Try a cherry!!!

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    constantine48  3 days ago

    I’m sure we’ll also find out that Goliath was a very peaceful and friendly guy, he helped everybody and they all loved him! The truth always comes out eventually.

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    mindjob  3 days ago

    Plus the official version neglects to mention his strong neck muscles

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    KEA  3 days ago

    not OFFICIAL version… PR version

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    oakie9531  3 days ago

    i can hear the music

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