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Just wait Frank. When you hit your sixties, you’ll begin shopping on discount days at the market and you’ll be surrounded by little gray haired people. Then you’ll be trying to figure which one is you.
A man and his adult son are sitting in a bar, drinking. The son asks the father, “How can you tell when you’ve had too much to drink?” The father responds, “See those two men over there? When they turn into four men, you’ve had too much to drink.”
The son replies, “But Dad, there’s only one man there!”
uncle snipe 5 days ago
Mine is that I REALLY have a fear of the bill! Timely strip, I just went yesterday.
ʲᔆ 5 days ago
ooh, when it gets through to me
it’s always new to me ♫♪
my double vision gets the best of me
YouTu.be/dD-SpHH7qDA
sandpiper 5 days ago
Just wait Frank. When you hit your sixties, you’ll begin shopping on discount days at the market and you’ll be surrounded by little gray haired people. Then you’ll be trying to figure which one is you.
PoodleGroomer 5 days ago
Optical frames by Roy Orbison.
Doug K 5 days ago
Crowds are a problem … but he seems to be okay with the two of them helping him with his vision problem.
uniquename 5 days ago
Look at the space between the people and there will be a lot less crowd.
PraiseofFolly 5 days ago
I wonder if he buys what he thinks is Wrigley’s Quadruple-mint Gum.
InTraining Premium Member 5 days ago
The worst part is trying to find the right frame—and it is twice as hard with double vision!
JudyAz 5 days ago
Double vision reminds me of an old story:
A man and his adult son are sitting in a bar, drinking. The son asks the father, “How can you tell when you’ve had too much to drink?” The father responds, “See those two men over there? When they turn into four men, you’ve had too much to drink.”
The son replies, “But Dad, there’s only one man there!”
The Brooklyn Accent Premium Member 5 days ago
“He was going to build a bridge between the two peaks of Everest.”
mindjob 5 days ago
The best thing for him is not to leave the house
stamps 5 days ago
I have presbyopia – the fear of a certain Christian sect.
gliderrider 5 days ago
I like crowds, it’s people I dislike
Pony 4 days ago
Fill my eyes with that double vision
No disguise for that double vision
Foreigner song