The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for March 26, 2025

Nice. :-)

I had this doctor, once. Once….

Something spells fishy.

Good one….

Severe allergy?

I hate to admit it but l’m stumped!

Maybe the patient is trying to say: “I can’t smell anything,” but is too congested.

“My node is blocked”!

When I have that condition, I cad sbell addything either.

Patient with a stuffed-up nose is attempting to say “I can’t SMELL anything.”

sounds like my doctor

He’s in luck… That doctor stinks.

“Spell! Spell! Spell! I can’t spell anything with by nose.

I lub it.

Good one (had to read it twice)

The good news is, your doctor made it past first grade.

Did you know that nothing starts with an N and ends with a G?

Will it make things clearer if he says “wid by dose”?

I don’t get it.

If some medical person said that to me, I’d ask for a second opinion.l

Snot funny.

The last time I saw a doctor wearing a reflector around his forehead was in 1972.

Dis combic suckth.

It’s got TWO! TWO! Two jokes in one!

He has an allergy. His sinuses are ‘stopped-up’. So ‘spell’ is being confused with ‘smell’.

And since he has an allergy… “Oh, and I can’t paste, either.”

Took me a minute-grrooannn!

Seasonal learning disorders.

That’s fine-d

Wow! I couldn’t believe there was a play on words in The Argyle Sweater. So unexpected!

He’s Suda-Fed up.

Allergic to idiots.

Is the poster on the wall an acupuncture chart?

Annndd, rimshot!

I’m not impressed. Clearly the doctor can’t spell “anydhink.”

I get get, but have never heard of ‘p’ for ‘m’ in a “cold accent.”