Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for September 18, 2011
Transcript:
"To: RatGreatness@gmail.com From: Zeebs4life@gmail.com Re:Funny joke Hey, Rat...Got that joke you forwarded me. LOL." "To: Zeebs4life@gmail.com From: RatGreatness@gmail.com Did you just put that ridiculously overused acronym for "Laughing Out Loud" in an email to me?" "Yeah. Why?" "Ihtoasm tiatcot yhabyw abol" Zebra: Hey, Pig...do you have any idea what that means? Pig: I Hate That Overused Acronym So Much That I'm About To Come Over To Your House And Beat You With A Bat Out Loud. *KATHUNK* Rat: I'd appreciate your not warning them in advance.
AGED_ENGINEER Premium Member about 13 years ago
The debate turns acronymious. A true ad zebranim attack.
legaleagle48 about 13 years ago
Well, Rat DID say he was going to stop the overuse of that particular acronym, one person at a time. Zebra evidently didn’t get the memo.
GROG Premium Member about 13 years ago
LOL.
yellstr about 13 years ago
Thos too shouldn’t have exposed their emails. Now they’ll get a lot of enlargement proposals.
Sisyphos about 13 years ago
That’s twice in the last few days Rat has baseball-batted one of the PBS good guys (Goat Thursday, Zeeba Neighba a.k.a. Zeebs4life today), and the second day in a row Zebra has been a victim. And Rat may be threatening Pig for tipping offtargets. I think the PBS Good Guys should form ART: The Anti-RaT league! Everyone needs ART!
zero about 13 years ago
OK admit it. How many just g-mailed Rat? just me? then I’m not telling what happened. . ..
JoanHelen about 13 years ago
Rat made a guest appearance in Dark Side of the Horse on the 16th Sept.
kreole about 13 years ago
LOL !
Proginoskes about 13 years ago
The advance warning didn’t help.
Arianne about 13 years ago
And I thought ~ I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter ~ was a slippery acronym to manage. ( It always comes out as something like – Ich bin ein butterer ‽) Anyway… I love how Rat’s threat is in keeping with the spirit of things…. Yada Yada Hate…Yada Yada Beat…Yada Yada OUT LOUD. ~ Very Funny!
hariseldon59 about 13 years ago
That’s two strikes for Rat. Now he just needs to get Pig to complete the strikeout.
hariseldon59 about 13 years ago
Why do Goat and Zebra stay friends with Rat?
codedaddy about 13 years ago
How about TRIC! (The Rat Is Coming). I’ve never before been up early enough to comment. Just as well isn’t it?
eddie6192 about 13 years ago
Poor Zeeba neighba, if it’s not the crocs, he now has Rat to worry about.
Nebulous Premium Member about 13 years ago
CAHVChuckled At High Volume
Herb Thiel Premium Member about 13 years ago
lol
squirrel500 about 13 years ago
When I read this I was Laughing Out Loud. (LOL)
scottartist creator about 13 years ago
hen I first saw LOL, I thought it meant Loser On Line.
alan valdes about 13 years ago
To: RATGREATNESS@GMAIL.COM good one rat LOL! WHACK!
Thehag about 13 years ago
L.O.L. Zeeba be tough! He and goat can take a bat.
TheSpanishInquisition about 13 years ago
They’re both on Gmail! Awesome!
seafood comics about 13 years ago
awesome! lol!!
pshapley Premium Member about 13 years ago
It’s not the acronyms that bother me, it’s all the stupid recycled “jokes” people like Rat keep sending me.
Ermine Notyours about 13 years ago
I like “Zeebs4life.”
pfantom58 about 13 years ago
Add “meh” to that list, Rat!
A_NY_Outlaw about 13 years ago
I wonder what the emoticon is for that.
gssq about 13 years ago
IHTOASMTIATCOTYHABYWABOL
cooganm Premium Member about 13 years ago
“warning them in advance” is redundant.
bahramthered about 13 years ago
I sent an email to rat and no wacking yet. Lol
Defective Premium Member about 13 years ago
I’m gonna have to put out some rat poison for Rat. Sending out jokes via email is one of those things that really tick me off. I don’t want them, because if they’re actually good, I’ve already seen them enough times to have them memorized, and if they’re bad, then you just sent me bad jokes! It’s a waste of time and space, so I just hit the delete button. THEN I get hate mail from the person that sent it for not saying THANK YOU for having sent garbage!
How about doing a strip addressing the REAL problem Pastis!
pocounohamster about 13 years ago
So funny and so Ratlike…my hamster could not keep her eyes off the strip…guess I will have to frame it for her house.
lattewoman about 13 years ago
Can I borrow that bat?
tmick2001 about 13 years ago
COL (Crying Out Loud)
kafox about 13 years ago
LOL! ducks and runs
Number Three about 13 years ago
I’m not even going to say it today…
……………. It’s VERY difficult.
xxx
Sherlock Watson about 13 years ago
Seems to me like Stephan is beating this gag to death.÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷Look Out! Llamas!
semishell about 13 years ago
LOL Good one Stephan!
GypsyWoman about 13 years ago
For once I agree with Rat. And can we do the same to the people who use emoticons too, like the smiley face? UGGGHHHHHH!
AGED_ENGINEER Premium Member about 13 years ago
Drums keep pounding a rhythm to the brain…
Michelle Morris about 13 years ago
Hey,Rat! LOL! Come get me,sucka!
joylion about 13 years ago
He hates Lol to the xtreme……. LOL!
BobSpelledBackwards about 13 years ago
TWF-SO
WillFest559 about 13 years ago
I’d say LoL but I don’t need a bat to the skull…so, LMAO!
jimelek about 13 years ago
LOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOL
Bring it, Rat!
altlcrzy about 13 years ago
I almost PIMP (Peed In My Pants) when I read this.
tegm about 13 years ago
I remember back when I hated LOL too. But with time I gave up and came to accept it.
mikeandersonwa over 12 years ago
alright |ôlˈrīt|variant spelling of all right.usage: The merging of all and right to form the one-word spelling alright is first recorded toward the end of the 19th century (unlike other similar merged spellings such as altogether and already, which date from much earlier). There is no logical reason for insisting that all right be two words when other single-word forms such as altogether have long been accepted. Nevertheless, although found widely, alright remains nonstandard.
Just saying, that guy needs to STFU. Dictionary FTW.
sonicmario2 over 12 years ago
Lol…wait
sebdaone2000 almost 6 years ago
IHTOASMTIATCOTYHABYWABOL.Seriously. I agree with Rat. STOP USING THAT ACRONYM! IT’S EVEN WORSE THAN K.I.A!!
freed.elena04 about 4 years ago
Lol :p
DareplayzWasTaken (G.R.O.S.S Agent) almost 4 years ago
How sad that a rat has an easier time getting zebra than the crocs
Goat (from PBS) over 3 years ago
RatGreatness@gmail.com……
rgcviper almost 3 years ago
Nice. I, too, e-mailed both Rat and Zebra. Kind of a fun one here.
Comicfan (C) over 2 years ago
That bat hit so hard LOL
Now my head hurts!
DannyDonkeyHatesPeople over 2 years ago
IHTOASMTIATCOTYHABYWABOL
greenweasel11 over 2 years ago
Coincidentally, this ran right around when I was crusading against people inaccurately claiming to be laughing out loud via initialism. But I had never read this particular strip until now, as far as I can remember.