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Sign on mountain reads: THIS WAY TO ACCESS THE POWER OF KNOWLEDGE
sign on stairs: YOU MADE IT! THE POWER OF KNOWLEDGE IS AT HAND!
Man: !
Building reads: PUBLIC LIBRARY
YES!!! I use the libraries all the time, despite the ânet. Many times I want in-depth information, not the sound-bites (bytes?) that pass for information. At the same time, I canât always afford to buy the book â so itâs âI go, I go, to the library I go!â So YES YES AND YES!!!
Human beings have been as intelligent as us all, for 100 thousand years. But we are a lot smarter now due to the collective knowledge of all there is and all that wasâŠâŠâŠlibraries.
My library system is fantastic. My favorite thing right now is that I can order books- even inter-library loan- online. They show up at my local branch and I can go pick them up. I can browse the computerized âstacksâ for hours and no one bothers me. And I can do it at 3 am if I want. Iâm disabled and being able to do so much âatâ the library is fantastic!
Our city built a new library several years ago. The wailing and gnashing of teeth that went on prior to its construction was unbelievable! However, it got built â plenty of off-street parking (that wasnât available at the old location), rubber flooring (I swear, you could drop an engine block on the floor from 10 feet and you wouldnât hear it 20 feet away), reading ânooksâ, meeting rooms, heck, I could go on for quite a while â the place is truly modern. And itâs always busy. I love the place!
I use my library all the time!! I usually read books during down time at work ( I work in a call center), and once I read them, I am usually done with them. With the library, I can just read and return them!!
On my planet, libraries are always open. There is always fresh tea, and if youâre lucky, scones! There are librarians, of course, but the whole shebang runs on the honor system. Canât get to the library? Give them a call and theyâll deliver. We have our equivalent of the internet, of course, but it is operated by the Global Library System, and is merely an extension of the physical libraries. It is used primarily for civil discourse, additional research, and entertainment. Other than inherently evil subjects, such as child pornography, only a few things are forbidden on our âinternetâ; advertisements in general, pop-up ads in particular, spam in any form, and search results that apply to anything other that what you specifically request. Although technology has solved most of these problems, there are those who will try. Punishment is simple, banishment from the system for a period of time. This is enforced by your personal MAC address (the one embedded in your neck). So, you may ask, if it is so blissfully wonderful there, why not go back? I have been assigned to help ease this planet into a comparable state of enlightenment. The medium I use most often is comic strip comment sections, as these seem to be peopled by thinking, intelligent, sensitive creatures who are open to new ideas and methods of thought. My work here is far from done.
Once upon a time, I worked with a group of minimum security prisoners out on a work release program. When they explained to me what their crimes were, I was amazed at how hard they worked at being criminals. I asked why they didnât just get jobs instead of spending weeks, if not months, planning elaborate criminal schemes, often involving considerable effort. Seems similar.
yeah! I had my library card the minute I could print my name, and I took my sister to the library 10 years later when she learned to write her name. Libraries are like home to me!
I heartily second that! Some of the biggest influences in my life have been librarians. They are an underpaid and under valued group of people. God bless âem
Every Tuesday the bookmobile parks next to our neighborhood fire haul. I visit each week and fill my basket with books, mags and sometimes CDs or DVDs. I also visit with the two librarians and my neighbors. A nice way to keep informed and to acquaint yourself with the people in your community.
My local library is almost always closed. They have horrible hours, and when they are open, itâs only open for short periods of time. Then I found out I can go to another town, another county even, and use theirs. Last state I lived in, they sorta didnât like that. Here, I got a library card pretty quickly (put in a request for one online!!), and itâs the best library for miles and miles. The only downside is, itâs miles and miles away. On the plus side, I can borrow virtual books!
Wow. Mineâs only 2 blocks away and I still donât go that often. At least, not since I found Hulu and Netflix. Weâre lucky, ours is kind of privately owned, due to a grant from a founding father type family. 4 County loaning, and new books all the time, even a librarians corner in the local paper. Still does lots of business. Whenever I go by on my way to the bus itâs full of cars.
now , if you zoom in closely on the door of the library. youâll see a sign saying:CLOSED- in order to continue to give tax cuts for the rich*, we canât afford to waste public money on frills like this.have a nice day..*oops, sorry- I mean JOB CREATORS
it is the source of knowledge and power, until the book burners, censors, and historical revisionists arrive to gut all the knowledge that does not conform to their world view. They believe, as do all fanantics, that their way is the only way and everything that says different is blasphemy. All who want to keep the library as a place for everyone to aquire kew knowledge have to get up off the couch, stop watching TV, and fight for the right of everyone to read all points of view
Wiley, keep up the fight, your POV is always interesting and offers insite into the fanantic.
I know a shorter route to the Library. Itâs also very nice that our county libraries work together, so if I want a book that isnât available at the closest branch, I can check it out at another, or have it transferred in.
They also have downloadable e-books and audio books. Huzzah
My spousal unit, the librarian, thanks you on this Motherâs Day Wiley. Yes, modern libraries DO offer âmodern servicesâ, well, as much as they can afford them when âtight fistedâ tax (non)payers complain about the cost of educating their kids, or the community to the âreal worldâ.
Which, Carnegie libraries have, sadly, mostly grown old and fallen down. While he did do some good, folks should remember his giving was his guilt over the people whoâd died in his mines and mills.
I still remember the smell of the first library that my Mother took me to more than 50 years ago â the smell of adventure and old books. Those who love libraries will NEVER be bored. Thanks, Wiley!
I became a librarian back in the late 1980s because I believe in what they are and represent. Back then, the Internet was just gopher and FTP and email. Then, the problem with getting people the information they wanted was a matter of access to information. Most of the information was already presifted for quality because there were publishers acting as intermediaries and libraries were the next filter.
Now, at least in the developed world, the library/librarianâs job is to help people analyze and understand information, to deal with the flip side of limited access. When people say âWe donât need librarians, weâve got the Internet,â it just tells us that our job as information stewards and educators is far from done.
Brown isnât a closet conservative, heâs just willing to risk political popularity by making cuts that his base (including me) wonât like. Very few politicians on either side are ever willing to do that.
I think the point is missed by some: the path is education, curiosity and discovery. Once someone claims to âknow it allâ, they are worth ignoring.
What a great resource libraries are. Besides books, you can find wonderful movies, new and old, on DVD, not to mention many of the really good BBC and PBS series, all for free. But donât forget to donate one occasionally, too.
Our library system is AWESOME! One exception- stupid budgets always cut library hours. Our county system is used very heavily. The local paper even writes up good stories about the heavy usage, especially when cuts are being talked about. Thankfully weâve had some wonderful benefactors in our area to support our system. We appreciate our librarians!
Wow! You guys are great! Hey, Wiley, how is it that you attract so many intelligent AND funny people? Oh, right, youâre brilliant and funny. And I suppose being one of the finest artists on the planet doesnât hurt too muchâŠ
My greatest day was at age 8 when I found out I did not have to stay in the childrenâs department, but could use the whole library. And the universe opened up!
I know some people wish conservatives didnât read⊠How do you think they know what the Constitution was intended to do? The Federalist Papers should be required reading n schoolâŠ
My local library system is pretty terrific. I can order books online, they put them in a sort of box at the local bank. You open up your slot with your card number, get the book out, and drop it off at the same place. My only gripe is they wonât inter-library loan books to the box- you have to go to the main branch for that. I think they have an antiquated âphysical signatureâ rule that gets in the wayâŠ
Pygar: I think Madisonâs Notes on the Constitutional Convention should be on that list too. I was shocked back during the bicentennial of that document that no publisher had it in print. I had to use Interlibrary Loan to get to read it myself.
Thank you! Itâs nice to see that libraries are still known as a an âaccess to the power of knowledgeâ! From your friendly neighborhood librarian :-)
Be careful when you say that as my library was firebombed in 1989 because someone felt children were learning too much because of public libraries. We have come back even bigger and better.
Re: accessing the Internet. EXACTLY! (for FREE) .The library is doing its job supplying you with access to information. You can also get audiobooks, DVDs, books for the blind, etc. As a high school librarian I substituted my reference budget for subscription on-line databases. Once again â information!
Superfrog almost 13 years ago
Hope you didnât forget your library card.
VeronicaKleckner almost 13 years ago
Awesome. Public Libraries are underused and under-appreciated.
dkendraf almost 13 years ago
YES!!! I use the libraries all the time, despite the ânet. Many times I want in-depth information, not the sound-bites (bytes?) that pass for information. At the same time, I canât always afford to buy the book â so itâs âI go, I go, to the library I go!â So YES YES AND YES!!!
Varnes almost 13 years ago
Iâd like to say something funny, but some subjects are too seriousâŠ.God bless you Mr. MillerâŠ.
Varnes almost 13 years ago
Human beings have been as intelligent as us all, for 100 thousand years. But we are a lot smarter now due to the collective knowledge of all there is and all that wasâŠâŠâŠlibraries.
cleokaya almost 13 years ago
If you are lucky it is a Carnegie Library.
slug_queen almost 13 years ago
My library system is fantastic. My favorite thing right now is that I can order books- even inter-library loan- online. They show up at my local branch and I can go pick them up. I can browse the computerized âstacksâ for hours and no one bothers me. And I can do it at 3 am if I want. Iâm disabled and being able to do so much âatâ the library is fantastic!
443123 almost 13 years ago
The most wonderouse place in the world, Part of an education system that we canât find the dollars for
walruscarver2000 almost 13 years ago
Never fear! Fox News is always there.(Yes, Burford, thatâs sarcasm.)
SnowCritter almost 13 years ago
Our city built a new library several years ago. The wailing and gnashing of teeth that went on prior to its construction was unbelievable! However, it got built â plenty of off-street parking (that wasnât available at the old location), rubber flooring (I swear, you could drop an engine block on the floor from 10 feet and you wouldnât hear it 20 feet away), reading ânooksâ, meeting rooms, heck, I could go on for quite a while â the place is truly modern. And itâs always busy. I love the place!
halavana almost 13 years ago
Willey, my Mom the librarian thanks you. Happy Mothers Day!
CHAZ.SHIELDS almost 13 years ago
Did both, got neither!
Packratjohn Premium Member almost 13 years ago
And when is the last time you ârolled upâ your car window? Some phrases will never die.
hcr1985 almost 13 years ago
I use my library all the time!! I usually read books during down time at work ( I work in a call center), and once I read them, I am usually done with them. With the library, I can just read and return them!!
wmeahan almost 13 years ago
Too bad it was shut down by budget cuts to maintain the politiciansâ salaries.
Packratjohn Premium Member almost 13 years ago
On my planet, libraries are always open. There is always fresh tea, and if youâre lucky, scones! There are librarians, of course, but the whole shebang runs on the honor system. Canât get to the library? Give them a call and theyâll deliver. We have our equivalent of the internet, of course, but it is operated by the Global Library System, and is merely an extension of the physical libraries. It is used primarily for civil discourse, additional research, and entertainment. Other than inherently evil subjects, such as child pornography, only a few things are forbidden on our âinternetâ; advertisements in general, pop-up ads in particular, spam in any form, and search results that apply to anything other that what you specifically request. Although technology has solved most of these problems, there are those who will try. Punishment is simple, banishment from the system for a period of time. This is enforced by your personal MAC address (the one embedded in your neck). So, you may ask, if it is so blissfully wonderful there, why not go back? I have been assigned to help ease this planet into a comparable state of enlightenment. The medium I use most often is comic strip comment sections, as these seem to be peopled by thinking, intelligent, sensitive creatures who are open to new ideas and methods of thought. My work here is far from done.
tripwire45 almost 13 years ago
Libraries are awesome. Too bad so many people have forgotten how to find adventure in reading.
DeepLogic almost 13 years ago
âSpeak to me oh repository of infinite knowledge!â Libraries rule.
Vonne Anton almost 13 years ago
Iâdâve never thunk that the power of knowledge would be filed by the dewey decimal system. Hope all knowledge is like thatâŠIâll ask my boss.
demorodney almost 13 years ago
Once upon a time, I worked with a group of minimum security prisoners out on a work release program. When they explained to me what their crimes were, I was amazed at how hard they worked at being criminals. I asked why they didnât just get jobs instead of spending weeks, if not months, planning elaborate criminal schemes, often involving considerable effort. Seems similar.
meandkage almost 13 years ago
Do kids today even know what a library is?
celeconecca almost 13 years ago
yeah! I had my library card the minute I could print my name, and I took my sister to the library 10 years later when she learned to write her name. Libraries are like home to me!
markjoseph125 almost 13 years ago
Cartoon of the year.
elvin272727 almost 13 years ago
Somehow it follows that Non Sequitur fans would also be library fans. Me, too!
zoidknight almost 13 years ago
Depends on where you are. Alot of the public libraries have not gotten a single new book in 20 years.
LingeeWhiz almost 13 years ago
We donât want any new ideas!!!! Harumphf.
Linguist almost 13 years ago
I heartily second that! Some of the biggest influences in my life have been librarians. They are an underpaid and under valued group of people. God bless âem
brasstoo Premium Member almost 13 years ago
If you live in Calif. moonbeam brown wants to close em all.
Great strip tho i love it
cleokaya almost 13 years ago
Every Tuesday the bookmobile parks next to our neighborhood fire haul. I visit each week and fill my basket with books, mags and sometimes CDs or DVDs. I also visit with the two librarians and my neighbors. A nice way to keep informed and to acquaint yourself with the people in your community.
tbendersg1 almost 13 years ago
I KNEW IT!! I KNEW IT!! I KNEW IT ALL ALONG!!!âŠâŠâŠâŠâŠ..
Spyderred almost 13 years ago
Three cheers for libraries and the wonderful people who staff them.
Defective almost 13 years ago
My local library is almost always closed. They have horrible hours, and when they are open, itâs only open for short periods of time. Then I found out I can go to another town, another county even, and use theirs. Last state I lived in, they sorta didnât like that. Here, I got a library card pretty quickly (put in a request for one online!!), and itâs the best library for miles and miles. The only downside is, itâs miles and miles away. On the plus side, I can borrow virtual books!
Can't Sleep almost 13 years ago
Is that a real quote of Zappa?I always thought he was smarter than most people gave him credit.
Can't Sleep almost 13 years ago
Great strip, Wiley! Thanks.
Sosaidh almost 13 years ago
Wow. Mineâs only 2 blocks away and I still donât go that often. At least, not since I found Hulu and Netflix. Weâre lucky, ours is kind of privately owned, due to a grant from a founding father type family. 4 County loaning, and new books all the time, even a librarians corner in the local paper. Still does lots of business. Whenever I go by on my way to the bus itâs full of cars.
Nighthawks Premium Member almost 13 years ago
now , if you zoom in closely on the door of the library. youâll see a sign saying:CLOSED- in order to continue to give tax cuts for the rich*, we canât afford to waste public money on frills like this.have a nice day..*oops, sorry- I mean JOB CREATORS
Henderhouse almost 13 years ago
Thanks, Wiley. And sending the love back at âyaâŠas a childrenâs librarian, Iâm regular putting the Extraordinary Basil in the hands of kids.
marbleyard almost 13 years ago
Marvelous! Thanks. If we put more money into libraries, we would need fewer prisons.
timbob2313 Premium Member almost 13 years ago
it is the source of knowledge and power, until the book burners, censors, and historical revisionists arrive to gut all the knowledge that does not conform to their world view. They believe, as do all fanantics, that their way is the only way and everything that says different is blasphemy. All who want to keep the library as a place for everyone to aquire kew knowledge have to get up off the couch, stop watching TV, and fight for the right of everyone to read all points of view
Wiley, keep up the fight, your POV is always interesting and offers insite into the fanantic.POPPA1956 almost 13 years ago
I know a shorter route to the Library. Itâs also very nice that our county libraries work together, so if I want a book that isnât available at the closest branch, I can check it out at another, or have it transferred in.
They also have downloadable e-books and audio books. Huzzah
Dtroutma almost 13 years ago
My spousal unit, the librarian, thanks you on this Motherâs Day Wiley. Yes, modern libraries DO offer âmodern servicesâ, well, as much as they can afford them when âtight fistedâ tax (non)payers complain about the cost of educating their kids, or the community to the âreal worldâ.
Which, Carnegie libraries have, sadly, mostly grown old and fallen down. While he did do some good, folks should remember his giving was his guilt over the people whoâd died in his mines and mills.
Catherine Spencer-Mills Premium Member almost 13 years ago
Living in the big city, with many local branches of our library is no excuse. Vote for the library levy!!
roctor almost 13 years ago
A certain element has distanced themselves from this strip. Their Achilles heel.
kpduty almost 13 years ago
I still remember the smell of the first library that my Mother took me to more than 50 years ago â the smell of adventure and old books. Those who love libraries will NEVER be bored. Thanks, Wiley!
bevgreyjones almost 13 years ago
Thank you, Mechanic, for voicing one of main problems in library land; lack of decent funding by short-sighted citizens.
Nelly55 almost 13 years ago
outstanding Wiley, you hit the nail on the head.
afeeney almost 13 years ago
I became a librarian back in the late 1980s because I believe in what they are and represent. Back then, the Internet was just gopher and FTP and email. Then, the problem with getting people the information they wanted was a matter of access to information. Most of the information was already presifted for quality because there were publishers acting as intermediaries and libraries were the next filter.
Now, at least in the developed world, the library/librarianâs job is to help people analyze and understand information, to deal with the flip side of limited access. When people say âWe donât need librarians, weâve got the Internet,â it just tells us that our job as information stewards and educators is far from done.
Thanks, Wiley!
fritzoid Premium Member almost 13 years ago
Brown isnât a closet conservative, heâs just willing to risk political popularity by making cuts that his base (including me) wonât like. Very few politicians on either side are ever willing to do that.
Ernest Lemmingway almost 13 years ago
BOOKS! Bringing the power of knowlege to common folk for thousands of years.
dabugger almost 13 years ago
If the republicans donât close them. The tea party un-Americans donât readâŠ..
ReaderLady almost 13 years ago
I â„ My Library!Especially since I can download library books on my Kindle! :-)
brewwitch almost 13 years ago
I think the point is missed by some: the path is education, curiosity and discovery. Once someone claims to âknow it allâ, they are worth ignoring.
HappyDog/á”ÊłÊž ᎟á”ᶻᔠ⎠á”ʰᔠᶠá”âż á”ᶠᶊᔠPremium Member almost 13 years ago
What a great resource libraries are. Besides books, you can find wonderful movies, new and old, on DVD, not to mention many of the really good BBC and PBS series, all for free. But donât forget to donate one occasionally, too.
I'll fly away almost 13 years ago
Our library system is AWESOME! One exception- stupid budgets always cut library hours. Our county system is used very heavily. The local paper even writes up good stories about the heavy usage, especially when cuts are being talked about. Thankfully weâve had some wonderful benefactors in our area to support our system. We appreciate our librarians!
Varnes almost 13 years ago
roctor, I was thinking the same thing..
rgcviper almost 13 years ago
Wonderful. Thank you, Wiley.
Varnes almost 13 years ago
Wow! You guys are great! Hey, Wiley, how is it that you attract so many intelligent AND funny people? Oh, right, youâre brilliant and funny. And I suppose being one of the finest artists on the planet doesnât hurt too muchâŠ
Varnes almost 13 years ago
Two favorite books, Blue Beard, by Kurt, The Snow Fly, Joseph Heywood.
hippogriff almost 13 years ago
My greatest day was at age 8 when I found out I did not have to stay in the childrenâs department, but could use the whole library. And the universe opened up!
Pygar almost 13 years ago
I know some people wish conservatives didnât read⊠How do you think they know what the Constitution was intended to do? The Federalist Papers should be required reading n schoolâŠ
My local library system is pretty terrific. I can order books online, they put them in a sort of box at the local bank. You open up your slot with your card number, get the book out, and drop it off at the same place. My only gripe is they wonât inter-library loan books to the box- you have to go to the main branch for that. I think they have an antiquated âphysical signatureâ rule that gets in the wayâŠ
Grumpy-DC almost 13 years ago
âThere is no royal road to knowledgeâ
hippogriff almost 13 years ago
Pygar: I think Madisonâs Notes on the Constitutional Convention should be on that list too. I was shocked back during the bicentennial of that document that no publisher had it in print. I had to use Interlibrary Loan to get to read it myself.
Frank Snapp almost 13 years ago
Brillant! Not much else to say.
josdin00 almost 13 years ago
âŠ.so, which way to the college library?
njtorn almost 13 years ago
Thank you! Itâs nice to see that libraries are still known as a an âaccess to the power of knowledgeâ! From your friendly neighborhood librarian :-)
mrsh1119 almost 13 years ago
Be careful when you say that as my library was firebombed in 1989 because someone felt children were learning too much because of public libraries. We have come back even bigger and better.
treered almost 13 years ago
Twilight Zone has nothing on Wiley! :)
garryej almost 13 years ago
Re: accessing the Internet. EXACTLY! (for FREE) .The library is doing its job supplying you with access to information. You can also get audiobooks, DVDs, books for the blind, etc. As a high school librarian I substituted my reference budget for subscription on-line databases. Once again â information!
Joseph Krois almost 13 years ago
And what we seekâŠSo near to touchâŠAnd for the meekâŠIt means so muchâŠ
That daily chores subsideâŠAs we move towards truthâŠFor no ignorance to hideâŠOur new wisdom toothâŠ.
stevejohn almost 13 years ago
Book is your best friend so always go to library and make your friends more.
kaystari Premium Member almost 13 years ago
Its Motherâs Day! Why didnât this end with they guy winding up at his momâs house? FAIL!
jesuisunebiblio almost 13 years ago
Good thing I spend all my time at the library! SO smart! at least according to Mr. Zappa!
jesuisunebiblio almost 13 years ago
they are browsing the ebooks onlineâŠor is that just optimism? But donât worry about THEMâŠjust keep on reading yourself! :)