Crabgrass by Tauhid Bondia for May 22, 2024

Aah yes, instant muscles!

Gene’s mad because he hasn’t seen half of those movies yet.

I can no longer read comics while doing stuff because I danm near did a toothpaste spit take on my phone screen when I saw Gene’s face in the last panel.

Gene: “Babe! I want a DNA test! No way the boy is one of mine!”

Dana Carvey and Kevin Nealon on an old episode of SNL as Hanz and Franz is the first thing that came to mind.

We could start a fire, make smores, and crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women"

Hasta la vista baby!!

Is that good that I can picture every scene (scenes) in my mind’s eye?(Or is it an indication that I have a toomah?)

“Don’t hit me in the muscle! Don’t hit me in the muscle!”

They’ve been watching way too many martial arts movies.

Should have stuck with the water balloon fight.

Umm… I’m pretty sure all those lines are from movies they’re not allowed to watch!

If either one of them lands a punch it’s time for the 6th Day.

Where’ Hans and Franz?

Hilarious

Duelling Arnolds.

I had to keep resaying “Iss not a toomah” before I got that one. That’s the only one I don’t recognize, which movie is it from ?

I only got one movie, one of the Terminator movies

whens the new arc

”Get to da choppah!” Predator 1987

Come wit me if you want to leev!” T2 1991

”Ah’ll be bock!” The Terminator 1984

”Iss not a toomah!” Kindergarten Cop 1990

Maybe Gene should make them an offer they can’t refuse, because just when he thinks he is out (of being involved in their nonsense) he gets pulled back in.

“The Pavement was his enemy!”

Michigan had a football player named “Amani Toomer” in the 1990s. Given that the relevant movie came out in 1990, large parts of the student section at the stadium would do the “IT’S NOT A TUMAH” quote every time his name was announced.

Being more of a quiet chuckle kind of guy, very few things make me LOL anymore. Well, it occurred when I read this in the local newspaper. Thank you and keep the creativity coming!!!

Gene’s expression is perfect.

What if there’s an accident? Well … like a good neighbaaa …

Funny, but Arnold’s pronunciation of “California” is closer to the original – correct? – pronunciation than the standard version.

Stallone: I’m making a movie about composers. I’m playing Beethoven.

Van Damme: I’ll be Mozart.

Schwarzenegger: Stop it guys, I’m not saying it.