“You see, kiddo, I always hated your grandmother! Now I’m out for all the floozies and fun girls I can get my wrinkled mitts on!”
Is today’s joke amusing? Not especially, seeing as Ed is canonically dating fellow bus driver Mary. Are the Panel Three half-smirks annoying? Yes. Are we ever going to actually see the softball team in action? Probably not, at this rate. Still, it’s not Harry Dinkle, so I give it a thumbs up.
“Uh huh. Look, can we wrap this up? Mindy and I still have to wash the dishes, serve our other customers, cook the pizzas, wipe down the tables, balance the cash register, mop the floors, empty the trash, wash the windows, and wind up the band box.”
Since all the female characters in the Funkrankyverse are played by the same woman (probably Jenn Erika from “Ink Pen” after that strip went into reruns), you’ve already met them all, Ed. And been turned down by all of them.
Seems to me that if the point of the softball league is to meet women, it should be sponsored by a law firm, not a pizza joint. In particular, one specializing in restraining orders.
Bill Thompson about 1 month ago
“After all, we have to make sure somebody shows up to mourn at our funerals!”
Blu Bunny about 1 month ago
So there is a lot of under the table gambling on who won’t survive.
billsplut about 1 month ago
DAY THREE OF TABLE-MOVING ACTION!!!!
billsplut about 1 month ago
“Am I hitting on my daughter, or some very same-looking gal? Who cares! In this town, we’re all cousins!”
comixbomix about 1 month ago
You wouldn’t think women would go for guys who played a sport with that name…?
J.J. O'Malley about 1 month ago
“You see, kiddo, I always hated your grandmother! Now I’m out for all the floozies and fun girls I can get my wrinkled mitts on!”
Is today’s joke amusing? Not especially, seeing as Ed is canonically dating fellow bus driver Mary. Are the Panel Three half-smirks annoying? Yes. Are we ever going to actually see the softball team in action? Probably not, at this rate. Still, it’s not Harry Dinkle, so I give it a thumbs up.
French Persons Premium Member about 1 month ago
That’s the same as going to an incel convention hoping to meet girls… pathetic.
Gent about 1 month ago
It’s called meeting!
gammaguy about 1 month ago
“…and to meet women!”
Are there any women in either of those towns that we haven’t already seen them meet?
sueb1863 about 1 month ago
“Uh huh. Look, can we wrap this up? Mindy and I still have to wash the dishes, serve our other customers, cook the pizzas, wipe down the tables, balance the cash register, mop the floors, empty the trash, wash the windows, and wind up the band box.”
ComicRelief about 1 month ago
Fits well with Montoni’s. They make pizza “for the fun of it.” No chance of profits here!
ksu71 about 1 month ago
What happened to the hole in the table for the umbrella?
rockyridge1977 about 1 month ago
Motive under motive!!!!
puddleglum1066 about 1 month ago
Since all the female characters in the Funkrankyverse are played by the same woman (probably Jenn Erika from “Ink Pen” after that strip went into reruns), you’ve already met them all, Ed. And been turned down by all of them.
puddleglum1066 about 1 month ago
Seems to me that if the point of the softball league is to meet women, it should be sponsored by a law firm, not a pizza joint. In particular, one specializing in restraining orders.
JudithStocker Premium Member about 1 month ago
Okay, Ed. If there are any women to meet while they’re playing softball. Most of them are most likely married in that town.
BeniHanna6 Premium Member about 1 month ago
Then you don’t need a sponsor. Get white T’s and markers and make your own team.
MuddyUSA Premium Member about 1 month ago
Attaboy Cranky…..athletes attract women……….really!
lemonbaskt about 1 month ago
eh if it rain they stop making pizza to bring tables in since no umbrellas ?
eced52 about 1 month ago
Women love a man in uniform.
fourteenpeeves about 1 month ago
OLD wimmen….