You can tell alot about a woman by her hands. For instance, if her hands are around your neck in a death grip, chances are she’s a little bit perturbed.
She should have just walked. Then a combo of walk-jog. My husband is like Elly. No exercise for a year and then he wants to run. Does it once; feels half dead, and another year goes by. >sigh<
The police report would read: There appears to have been a struggle. Victim a middle-aged male. Severe trauma to neck area. Cause of death, covid. Seems legit.
Really, though, a 15 minute walk would help her. It would also get her away from John for 15 minutes. Come to think of it, half an hour might work better.
C 12 months ago
No good idea goes unpunished
Asharah 12 months ago
Pour coffee on his head
yoey1957 12 months ago
You can tell alot about a woman by her hands. For instance, if her hands are around your neck in a death grip, chances are she’s a little bit perturbed.
Baarorso 12 months ago
What about your vows to put Ellie’s needs before yours Mr. Peterson? ;P
Macushlalondra 12 months ago
Maybe she could use a backrub but selfish John only thinks of himself!
Tantor 12 months ago
Of course!
freewaydog 12 months ago
She gonna strangle him!
kaycstamper 12 months ago
Get him, El!
French Persons Premium Member 12 months ago
Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.
dlkrueger33 12 months ago
She should have just walked. Then a combo of walk-jog. My husband is like Elly. No exercise for a year and then he wants to run. Does it once; feels half dead, and another year goes by. >sigh<
russef 12 months ago
Ahh. Neckus Massagus.
Chris 12 months ago
oh, she’s gonna give you a rub alright. :J
More Coffee Please! Premium Member 12 months ago
The man has a death wish.
Doug K 12 months ago
Start at the neck … with a choke hold.
Forest Dweller 54 12 months ago
Seems like she could use a good back rub.
'IndyMan' 12 months ago
John…….are you really wanting to make it into the office this morning ? ’Cause you’re treading on thin ice right now ! ! ! !
Watchdog 12 months ago
Expect violence
pheets 12 months ago
Loosening up the hands with a tight grip around his neck…..
ladykat 12 months ago
I ache all over and YOU want a back rub? Prepare to die!
vaughnrl2003 Premium Member 12 months ago
She’s gonna rub your neck, all the way around to your throat. I suppose people don’t “ring your neck” anymore.
kamoolah 12 months ago
Elly could compete in a Quasimodo look-a-like contest.
Daltongang Premium Member 12 months ago
John, you might have to settle for a throat rub instead.
rshive 12 months ago
Doesn’t look like that’s what you’ll get.
Foob 12 months ago
Considering that John’s job requires him to sit hunched over his patients 8 hrs/day and it supports his family, his request seems justified.
g04922 12 months ago
Men ! So self-centered…. LOL
gnorth22 Premium Member 12 months ago
Sure, full body, with a meat tenderizer!
eced52 12 months ago
How about a neck “rub”?
yoey1957 12 months ago
The police report would read: There appears to have been a struggle. Victim a middle-aged male. Severe trauma to neck area. Cause of death, covid. Seems legit.
Angry Indeed Premium Member 12 months ago
Watch it, John! She’s going for the throat! Cut to commercial!
JanLC 12 months ago
John’s suggestion is actually quite legitimate. Giving someone a back rub can be a mild workout in and of itself.
Moonkey Premium Member 12 months ago
Spa time for Elly before it’s too late.
flagmichael 12 months ago
Really, though, a 15 minute walk would help her. It would also get her away from John for 15 minutes. Come to think of it, half an hour might work better.
ChazNCenTex 12 months ago
“CHOKE” I don’t thing back rubs start at the throat….
Dkram 12 months ago
Oh, those talons look like they could slice you up.
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tammyspeakslife Premium Member 12 months ago
Yes. Exactly what you need to hear when you’re in pain all over.
DEACON FRED 12 months ago
Nice knowing you fella!!