I’m reminded of a co-worker from our Boston office (I’m in NH) calling me, asking if there was a way to retrieve a document after a computer broke down. I told him of course there was, if he saved it. It was a 10-page document…and he didn’t save a single page. (This was also before the “cloud”.)
I got on an arc trainer at the gym next to two twentyish girls who were deep in conversation. To pass time, I decided to count the times they said ‘like’. I quit after five minutes and 78 ‘likes’. I couldn’t keep up!
sirbadger 11 months ago
One girl has eyelashes and the other one doesn’t. Does Paige feel insecure about her eyelashes?
einarbt 11 months ago
Try a different story. Like that you little brother decided to play video games and got rid of your paper, allegedly by mistake.
knutdl 11 months ago
Who is Ellen Feiss?
The Reader Premium Member 11 months ago
Next time, get AI to make up your excuses.
Wren Fahel 11 months ago
I’m reminded of a co-worker from our Boston office (I’m in NH) calling me, asking if there was a way to retrieve a document after a computer broke down. I told him of course there was, if he saved it. It was a 10-page document…and he didn’t save a single page. (This was also before the “cloud”.)
Kroykali 11 months ago
Paige is hoping her teacher “likes” her excuse.
dflak 11 months ago
Back up, Paige. I mean like back up the file.
jimmeh 11 months ago
I got on an arc trainer at the gym next to two twentyish girls who were deep in conversation. To pass time, I decided to count the times they said ‘like’. I quit after five minutes and 78 ‘likes’. I couldn’t keep up!
John Jorgensen 11 months ago
“That’s like . . . a bummer”? Wow, great punch line.
mindjob 11 months ago
By now, everything has devoured papers at one time or another
Daltongang Premium Member 11 months ago
It’s got to really suck when even your excuse is found to be plagiarized.
yangeldf 11 months ago
that actually was a fairly common problem computers had in the early 2000’s
asrialfeeple 11 months ago
And this is why you save your work regularly.
Katsuro Premium Member 11 months ago
I had no idea that this was an ad. I thought it was just some Internet meme.
Otis Rufus Driftwood 11 months ago
I’ll bet Peter tried that too.