Frank and Ernest by Thaves for May 17, 2023

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    ᴮᴼᴿᴱᴰ2ᴰᴱᴬᵀᴴ  over 1 year ago

    “ʙᴏʏ – ᴅɪᴅ ʏᴏᴜ ᴅɪᴀʟ ᴛʜᴇ ᴡʀᴏɴɢ ɴᴜᴍʙᴇʀ!”

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    distortion  over 1 year ago

    Nope!

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    Doug K  over 1 year ago

    Sure … sorta … they all think they know what they’re talking about.

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    [Traveler] Premium Member over 1 year ago

    That’s my goal every time I call some company or agency. They’re hard to find

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    sandpiper  over 1 year ago

    At least the caller is talking to a person, but no telling how long he/she was on the line trying to get past the ever repeated robot menu. That’s going to be the next big medical crisis. Already is to some degree.

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    uniquename  over 1 year ago

    The trick to forecasting is not to put a specific time on it. Then if it happens, you can say, “I predicted that years ago!”

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    InTraining Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Na-na-na-na, na-na-na-na, hey, hey, hey, goodbye…!

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    David_the_CAD  over 1 year ago

    Ask for the one-handed Economist.

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    Prof. Mementomori's Deep-Fried Pressure Suit  over 1 year ago

    Ready… set… OK, predict the actions of every person’s needs and wants. factoring in weather’s effect on crops, along with the social, psychological, cultural, and financial trends… adding in the sway of foreign nations and their leaders… plus the….

    … ah, heck.

    FIREREADYAIM!

    I mean… READYSETGO!

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    Jogger2  over 1 year ago

    Reminds me of The Andy Letter from the Car Talk radio program. https://www.cartalk.com/radio/letter/andy-letter

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    The Orange Mailman  over 1 year ago

    Timely

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    andersjg Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Only the janitor.

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    kathleenhicks62  over 1 year ago

    Very doubtful.

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    whelan_jj  over 1 year ago

    Then sign says “Bureau of Economic Forecasts” but a lot of places are like this.

    Cable company help desks for one.

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    Richard S Russell Premium Member over 1 year ago

    “No, we don’t have an actual person who knows what they’re talking about, but let me put you in touch with my new best friend, ChatGPT!”

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    cuzinron47  over 1 year ago

    No we fired him, the guy was a real know-it-all.

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    KEA  over 1 year ago

    Economics was invented to make Astrology seem sensible.

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    waltermgm  over 1 year ago

    If you took all the economists in the world and laid them end-to-end they still wouldn’t reach a conclusion.

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