Frazz by Jef Mallett for July 11, 2021

Wait – is that Clutch? I thought he’d been phased out.

Couldn’t be because that is NOT a convenience store. It’s an IN‍convenience store: Hardly anything you really want, at prices you’re sorry to pay.

Today should also be Craps Day.

You missed Tau Day, which was June 28th. (You can look it up.)

It has been recognized by 7-Eleven for years by giving out free small Slurpees. After cancelling last year due to COVID, they are again giving out free small Slurpees, now any day in July, but you have to use their app to get it.

Fun fact for you americans: In Europe we write dates as DD.MM.YYYY – so today is 11/7, and 7/11 comes in november.

Month before day and then year is as logical as yard/ inches/feet order. None at all

Can someone please explain the last two panels relevance to the date and holiday discussion? Whatever it is…. it has alluded me.

Me too.

Here goes…the last two panels commemorate the victory by 7-11 Racing’s Andy Hampsten in the ‘88 Giro d’Italia. He won a grueling stage in the mountains in a blinding snowstorm over the Gavia Pass. Frazz is wearing one of the team’s iconic jerseys…..

Has Frazz forgotten Lance Armstrong and The United States Postal Service Team? Or has he dismissed them because they were a bunch of filthy cheaters?

It’s like Lance Armstrong and the Big Blue Train never happened.

Thanks Would never have known except for this great Frazz cartoon. Bravo

And this year’s King Of The Mountains, even after a crash, is…a Canadian! Congratulations, Michael Woods.

There were some who celebrated last Friday as 7 of 9 day, after the reformed Borg in the Star Trek franchise.

What.. No mention of the (late) Jelly Belly racing team? If nothing else, they had the best kits around. :D

Did anyone see the bicycle race recently that had the big crash? Joy Behar held up a sign that read, “You are about to be ‘rear-ended’,” so all the gays jumped onto each other for an orgy!

Odd: Ever notice that the original Armistice Day was 11/11, we all remember 9/11, and there’s a chain of convenience stores named 7/11, but nobody ever gives a shit about 5/11?

Oh look, it’s that one guy again, back to smugly point out how HE’S the only one smart enough to see through Mallett and know what a smugly pretentious poser he is. Give it up dude. In all these years, the only thing you’ve proved is that you are a sad little person with no life.

What about the command of March 4th? I realize it doesn’t celebrate anything, but I think it’s even a real sentence and deserves some attention.

7-11 1991 Total Solar Eclipse over Hawaii. 7-11 marketed it on its plastic cups.

You forgot 4/10. The postal date stamp MAR10. Happy Mario day. Or 7/10, Happy Julio day.

Not one mention of 4/20? Wow…

Those are some scary-skinny legs on Andy there!

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/fe/1b/44/fe1b44be7b8eded7b162080b7e252362.jpg

Just seems like the place for this…

https://youtu.be/j0wYLxzI-jw

Okay guys. Go look up Greg LeMond.

Great Frazz comic strip today (7/11)

YAWN

I thought 7-11 gave free slurpees on the 7/11

https://www.usatoday.com/story/money/food/2021/07/11/free-slurpee-7-eleven-day-2021-july-11-throughout-july/7930459002/