Free Range by Bill Whitehead for January 18, 2025

Butt “cleavage” a specialty.

Should have been a tramp stamp tattoo just above the crack. “If you can read this….TELL ME!”

Yes. And make it queeckly.

Now cover your left eye.

If? If he needs to hike up his pants? He always needs to hike up his pants. [Someone needs to get him a better belt or suspenders.]

Just say no to crack.

“Is this item still available?” would be a good question!

Strange if no one thought of this before?

If men and women were objective, they’d realize a woman publicly displaying her cleavage cleavage and a man publicly displaying his butt crack both look similar, both lack etiquette and both are rather’ trampy’.

Pathetic as it is it, the trampy looks typically quite popular.

Nothing a 1/2" bead of caulk can’t fix

You need to hike up your pants !

Actually, the drooping pants have a use. They encourage people not to hang around bothering him while he’s working.

“The crack problem in America”….a line from a GREAT episode on Designing Women…..

Now this is pretty clever.

If you can read this – I remember when we were encouraged to thank a teacher.

That should be a tramp stamp, not printed on the shirt tail.

Reminds me of Dan Ackroyd fixing Mrs. Loopner’s old Norge fridge.

I just scream… gets the man on his feet quick, then I ask him to please cover his butt!

Is he wearing hiking boots?

These jokes always crack me up!

Give him credit for his awareness of the problem, and his attempt at fixing it.

Soooo, where’s your pencil?

When I worked as a field clerk for construction, I told my guys that IF I see any cracks that I’ll get some spackel and cover it.

It’s a common plumber’s tactic – gross the customer out so they don’t hang around and try to ‘help’ with advice or assistance or whatever.

I prefer not to read it.